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6 or 7 letters, splitting hairs are we ? 
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Life is too shor
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murmur
drink = rum
to = 2
therefore rumrum
back = murmur
we hear although indistinctly = murmur
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Excellent! I was going round and round with "Ale", for some reason.
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Is the Correct Answer.
Well done
Sorry for delay, had to go out to a meeting.
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"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future."
Socrates 400BC
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Dalek Dave wrote: Sorry for delay, had to go out to a meeting.
Poor excuse! You're the boss now, get 'em to delay it.
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I am not able to delay a planning meeting!
Anyway, something marvellous happened.
I was told not to say anything until Mark Jenkins had been informed that I had got the job.
2.00pm yesterday my MD and FD called him in, by 2.20pm he was gone!
He had resigned!
So now part one of my masterplan for world domination is complete!
(only 4,265 parts to go, although how I am going to convince the Minogue Sisters to breed with me is a toughie!)
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"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future."
Socrates 400BC
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I hate your signature so much 
// Steve McLenithan
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Nice!
I'll install it this afternoon.
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I suppose she had the room!
But my awe and wonder is not at how did she give birth, but how the hell did she get pregnant?
Was it a bet?
I mean, seriously, someone had to clamber over that.
Who the hell is the father? Sherpa Tensing?
See Here[^]
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"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future."
Socrates 400BC
modified on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 3:58 AM
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Dalek Dave wrote: See Here[^]
The title of your thread prevented me to visit that link. What a disgusting mental image.
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Of course, you don't actually see the moment of birth!
However, imagine 40st of leg fat hovering over a crib!
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"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future."
Socrates 400BC
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Dalek Dave wrote: See Here[^]
Bad link, points to some edit page for which I do not have permissions to modify.
xacc.ideIronScheme - 1.0 beta 3 - out now! ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))
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Your link is too fat to use. Thin it out.
Dalek Dave wrote: but how the hell did she get pregnant?
That's what always crosses my mind. Who the hell would do a fat bird?
I told a fat joke and a rather large woman got up and said to me, "You're fattist!". And I replied, "No, you're fattest". She didn't laugh, she just wobbled a bit.
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digital man wrote: I told a fat joke and a rather large woman got up and said to me, "You're fattist!". And I replied, "No, you're fattest". She didn't laugh, she just wobbled a bit.
I declare this, "Post of the day" (even though it's only just gone 9am)
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
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digital man wrote: Who the hell would do a fat bird?
That woman is not just a fat bird.
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Nope, she is the culmination of a large number of bargain buckets.
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
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Roll out the old jokes:
"Roll her in flour, and look for the wet spot"
"Go on love, fart and give me a clue..."
Etc.
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones
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Never underestimate the power of beer goggles.
Christian Graus
Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
"I am new to programming world. I have been learning c# for about past four weeks. I am quite acquainted with the fundamentals of c#. Now I have to work on a project which converts given flat files to XML using the XML serialization method" - SK64 ( but the forums have stuff like this posted every day )
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now you've reminded why I've cut back on the drink...
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Beer Goggles are not the same as Wine Glasses!
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"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. I despair for the future."
Socrates 400BC
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Being weight challenged (okay I'm fat) I understand that it can be very hard and depressing to loss weight but 40st she needs help. Especially as she has three little one's the state's going to have enough trouble supporting them with her if something happened...
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68 medics to deliver the babies. That's 22.67 medics per baby or 1.7 medics per stone.
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Dalek Dave wrote: but how the hell did she get pregnant?
I think she must have used a dinosaur baster.
"It's no good love, tell you what, you piss and I'll swim upstream like a salmon."
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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