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...and still no fleet of giant flying saucers appears over the world's major cities, resulting in the unification of all Earth peoples and peaceful co-operation ensuing after we engage and beat them.
OK, I will give it one more year, but this really is the last time.
If there is no sign next time then I think we need to employ Speilberg and Nasa to invest billions of dollars in faking it. A huge cover up that fools the world and which nobody will ever suspect they have been conned.
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"When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest"
Confucius 502BC
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Obviously, you missed the whole spectacle, but that's probably because you don't understand an aliens meaning of "major city". We had the usual trouble over Kleinnaundorf and Finsterberg-Dodeleben, but in the first case, farmer Klaus dispatched them with his electric hay fork, in the other some clever hacker and outdated hardware was involved.
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That reminds me, I watched 'the watchmen' on the plane, it was pretty decent
Christian Graus
Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
"! i don't exactly like or do programming and it only gives me a headache." - spotted in VB forums.
I can do things with my brain that I can't even google. I can flex the front part of my brain instantly anytime I want. It can be exhausting and it even causes me vision problems for some reason. - CaptainSeeSharp
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Thereby answering the question of 'Who watches the Watchmen?'
Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow
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ROTFL !!!!
Christian Graus
Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
"! i don't exactly like or do programming and it only gives me a headache." - spotted in VB forums.
I can do things with my brain that I can't even google. I can flex the front part of my brain instantly anytime I want. It can be exhausting and it even causes me vision problems for some reason. - CaptainSeeSharp
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damn, i knew i was feeling empty for some reason - the dvd is still in the drive...unplayed this year
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Clickety[^]
Hmmm, if he cannot intelligently manage the home! 
Best regards,
Paul.
Jesus Christ is LOVE! Please tell somebody.
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Perhaps the wife did not want him to take up the post and this was her way of sabotaging his appointment.
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digital man wrote: Perhaps the wife did not want him to take up the post...
Perhaps for not being competent enough for it!
Best regards,
Paul.
Jesus Christ is LOVE! Please tell somebody.
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He only will administrate Intelligence, he has no intention of engaging in it.
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When life hands you marmots, make marmalade.
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This is just so typical of the British media. They simply do not consider the needs of the people that they deride, before publishing this type of story.
The poor wife has had to remove the information and now none of her family or friends will be able to contact her. Think also of the poor deprived children, they will no longer be able to keep up with their friends, join in the usual on-line bullying, publish pictures of naked bodies with their teachers heads photoshopped on, and all of those other normal childhood activities.
Shame on you British Media, for putting your desire for a blockbuster story and the security of the nation above the needs of the people involved.
Henry Minute
Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Central intelligence means there's none around.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That is USA, this one is a little more advanced: Secret Intelligence Service 
Best regards,
Paul.
Jesus Christ is LOVE! Please tell somebody.
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Ah, the Professionals.
I'm glad we can entrust the security of the world to such sterling chaps as Bodie and Doyle.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It is a holiday, love of my life is currently on another continent with our kids, and I am perfecting the structure of a function that decodes a 2 bytes long UTF-8 sequence. Only when I make it single-entry-single-exit *and* readable I'll treat myself to a beer 
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Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: It is a holiday, love of my life is currently on another continent with our kids, and I am perfecting the structure of a function that decodes a 2 bytes long UTF-8 sequence. Only when I make it single-entry-single-exit *and* readable I'll treat myself to a beer
BTW: what about the F# thingie?
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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Maybe he's writing it in F#....although I'd go for Haskell myself, you know, just because.
Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p
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Nah, good ol' C++ (see my signature).
In fact I started learning Haskell two years ago, but when I hit monads I realized I was too stupid for Haskell
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Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: I hit monads I realized I was too stupid for Haskell
I'm sure that's not true...
You just need the realisation that monads are how imperative programming get introduced into functional programming - here's how you write BASIC in Haskell[^] Very definitely monadic code, that!
Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p
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CPallini wrote: BTW: what about the F# thingie
Nothing. Still reading a book[^]
Frankly, I am still not sure I'll actually use F# any time soon. Both my work and personal projects are being written with native code.
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How hard could that be? Better just go for the beer anyway.
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The automatically changing desktop image. I have 25 Hi-res images from the HST and they look great.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: The automatically changing desktop image.
Is that not in Windows before 7?! 
Java, Basic, who cares - it's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy cr*p
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It's not in XP, and I skipped Vista, so I can't comment.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001
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