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That is like asking which leper is safest to snog...
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Well, I guess none. Or I did not understand what you meant with client.
The client is not responsible for the content. They are only putting the file pieces together using the torrent protocol, and whether or not there is a virus in the file does not depend on the client.
As for the risk of getting some adware, viruses, trojan horses through the open port ... well, opening a port is always at your own risks, and is as well independent from any client.
Short answer:none.
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Write your own, then you know there won't be any problems, bugs or malware 
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What do you want to prove by posting such stupid questions?! Are you really a CTO?
Currently Reading: Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
- Kirtan
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International Council OF MAN LAWS:
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden.
However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who is playing.
9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.
10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13: Friends don't let friends wear Budgie Smugglers. Ever. Issue closed.
14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
15: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
20: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.
22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime, green, orange or sky blue.
25: The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360. End of story.
26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
27: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
' GUTS ' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'
' BALLS ' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!'
I hope this clears up any confusion,
International Council OF MAN LAWS.
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(If this is a repost then apologies, didn't see it  )
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Shame I can only vote 5!
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"Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..."
Patrick Kielty 2006
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That's just bleeding awesome!
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21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her.
So I can only say "Hello" then.
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keefb wrote: So I can only say "Hello" then
You probably don't want to admit that to the rest of the world!
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1.21 Gigawatts wrote: keefb wrote:
So I can only say "Hello" then
You probably don't didn't want to admit that to the rest of the world!
FTFY - oops, too late!
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones
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If it's that bad, it's better over quickly.
Personally, I love the idea that Raymond spends his nights posting bad regexs to mailing lists under the pseudonym of Jane Smith. He'd be like a super hero, only more nerdy and less useful. [Trevel]
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1.21 Gigawatts wrote: 22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
Excellent post all round, and the above is a scientific fact
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
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I thought the powers that be would have added this, so I propose an Amendment:
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Amendment to the International Council of Man Laws:
NEW Article:
28) Real men see in at best only 6 colours, participating in a conversation regarding particular 'shades' of colour is an act of treachery; with castration the only just form of punishment.
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All those in favour say 'I'...
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I move to request an addition to the amendment.
"Fuschia (or whatever it is called) is not a color recognized by men. Ever."
Aye!
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: "Fuschia (or whatever it is called) is not a color recognized by men. Ever."
Agreed!!
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[Mr. Burns] Excellent! [/Mr. Burns]
Now, JSOP needs to read this
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Good to see other people are carrying on what I started.
I'd like to add a corollary (sadly, not my own) to your assertion:
Peach and Pumpkin are fruits, not colours. Men have no idea what Mauve is.
Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)
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Or Taupe!
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"Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..."
Patrick Kielty 2006
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What the heck is Taupe?! (no I haven't googled and neither do I have the intention to!)
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It's between Beige and Mushroom. [Hangs head in shame....]
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What's a Beige?
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A shade lighter than Taupe!
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Taupe, is that like tape?
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