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Brady Kelly wrote:

Today I migrate my local and remote repositories from svn to git.

Ravi Bhavnani wrote:

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keencomputer wrote:

Better Canadian Economy & US Economy.

Ravi Bhavnani wrote:

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• Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
  
• A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
  
• Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
  
• A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
  
• Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
  
• I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
  
• A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  
• Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
  
• Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
  
• Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
  
• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  
• A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
  
• A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
  
• Without geometry, life is pointless.
  
• When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
  
• Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
  
• A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
  
• Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
  
• When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
  
• A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
  
• What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
  
• A backward poet writes inverse.
  
• In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.
  
• A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  
• If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
  
• With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
  
• Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat miner.
  
• When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
  
• The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
  
• A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
  
• You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
  
• He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
  
• Every calendar's days are numbered.
  
• A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
  
• A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  
• The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
  
• Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
  
• Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
  
• When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
  
• Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
  
• Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
  
• Acupuncture is a jab well done.
  
• Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN Down under.