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At this point, this[^] is a good alternative.
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And this, of course[^]
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}
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They came for us one afternoon, and they took away the guns
They said we didn't need 'em to defend our wives and sons
They smiled and laughed and left us, we watched them ride away
It would make life safer, at least that's what folks say.
And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat
They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet
They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well
They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves.
The next thing that they came for was to take away the books
They took 'em out and burned 'em without a second look
The reading was seditious, it taught us to do wrong
Pornography and treason, and wicked little songs.
They rounded up the jews one day, the liberals went next
They locked up all the loonies from the weird religious sects
It never made the papers, it was a thing they had to hide
And then they closed the borders and locked us all inside.
And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat
They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet
They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well
They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves.
Don't criticize the President, he does the best he can
Don't criticize the Governor, the cop, or Congress man
For if you do, you're spreading hate - get up against the wall
If you're smart you simply won't say anything at all.
Don't believe in that religion, it doesn't fit the plan
The government knows what's best for you, each woman and each man
Uncle Sam's become Big Brother, he's watching every day
They said it couldn't happen here, it happened anyway.
And their jackboots all were polished, and their uniforms were neat
They all were so polite that day, they smiled so bright and sweet
They looked just like the boy next door, they did it all so well
They looked a lot like you and me, we did it to ourselves.
The newspapers got smaller, and the taxes got real high
The talk-show hosts all disappeared, the TV news went dry
They took away our modems, they monitored our phones
They took our kids to school one day, and didn't bring 'em home.
They took away our freedoms in the name of peace and love
They gave us our security held in an iron glove
When was the last election, I cannot tell you, son
Ask the ones that let it happen when they took away the guns.
As performed by the author[^]
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Are these the lyrics for a new rap song? Maybe the NRA can get JB to cover it. 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Newspapers and modems still exist? Next thing you know, they'll want to take away our hard candy and velcro shoes...
Be The Noise
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No one is taking your guns away, John.
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Or at least not without a fight from John. 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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They can have 'em one bullet at a time.
And "fight" is a pretty understated term in this regard. "Pitched battle" is more descriptive.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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With Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Back My Bullets" playing in the background of course.
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Well, ANYTHING from Skynyrd, but yeah, that's a good one.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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