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With bee's and flowers and all? 
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One day, a man walked into the dentists office for some dental work.
The dentist said, "Sir, you have a tooth I must pull, What type of pain killer would you like?"
The man looked at the dentist and said, "None, thanks, I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life."
The dentist said, "Sir, pulling this tooth Will be painful, I suggest a painkiller."
The man looked back at the dentist and said, "I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, Nothing else will ever compare."
The dentist said, "Sir, I"m telling you, use a painkiller."
The man again said to the dentist, "I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, I do not need painkillers, now pull the tooth."
The dentist then said, "Okay, You asked for it, But first, tell me what was the second greatest pain in your life?"
The man said, "Yes, I remember it well. I was hunting in some woods north of here one snowy day. Walking through the woods, the urge came upon me and I headed over to a tree. Well, I started to do my thing, and when the first part dropped, it set off a large bear trap that was hidden in the snow that closed on my balls. That was the second greatest pain in my life"
The dentist then said, "Ouch! But then what was the greatest pain in your life?"
The man replied, "When I reached the end of the chain."
modified 3 Oct '12 - 10:10.
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Don't know why you got down-voted! Have a 5.
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emartinho wrote: Don't know why you got down-voted!
While I haven't voted, I guess cause it's shite and made no sense to those that actually speak and type English.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: I guess cause it's shite and made no sense
Martin, stop being such a namby-pamby and say what you really think! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Burn the heretic!
All of those contain dangerously low quantities of BACON - in some cases almost homoeopathic!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Be glad it had any bacon at all. It is from a parenting site after all!
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Burn the heretic! Burn the web site! Burn the parents! Burn the children! Burn them all! Mmuhwwwaaaaahhaaaa!
I'm sorry about that. Too much coffee, probably...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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