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I have a little over an hour to prepare myself for the school Harvest Festival. It has always been a pretty big thing in the village and all the parents squeeze into the small church alongside their children. That's ~250 children aged 7-11 along with parents in a small Norman church. My old teacher will be on his organ and the whole congregation will sing out of tune.
I'm guessing We Plough the Fields and Scatter will feature at some point.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: in a small Norman church
You own a Church?
Nagy Vilmos wrote: My old teacher will be on his organ
Has he not been warned about that?
Nagy Vilmos wrote: the whole congregation will sing out of tune
Sing with gusto and no concept of rhythm and you will get an audition for X Factor.
Also, I refer the honourable member to Rule 47a(ii) - It is never too early for a drink
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Bottle of Gordons finest in the pocket - check
Extra long bendy straw - check
I'm going in, if I'm not back by noon send gin.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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just the one bottle of Gin? No backup?
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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its the 4 gallon bottle
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Think you really want poteen. A gallon would probably kill you.
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My advice ... get tipsy and sing as load as possible. It'll cheer everyone up! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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There's always Gin o'clock somewhere!
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To convert 9AM from early to late one simply need not go to bed.
In this simple way 9AM becomes very late and it's never too late for a drink.
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