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GeneralRe: Grounds for divorce! PinmvpOriginalGriff5-Oct-12 4:43 
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GeneralRe: Grounds for divorce! Pinmemberwizardzz5-Oct-12 4:47 
GeneralRe: Grounds for divorce! (Off topic) PinmentorTom Clement5-Oct-12 4:50 
Woman goes into a lawyers office and says she wants to divorce her husband.
Lawyer asks her, "what are your grounds"
She says, "well, we have a small lot, I wouldn't call them 'grounds'".
Lawyer says, "well, does he beat you up?"
She says, "sometimes he does get up earlier than I, but I don't see how that matters."
Lawyer says, "Do you hold a grudge"
She says, "actually, it's a car port. Why are you asking me these questions?"
Finally, exasperated, the lawyer says, "WHY do you want a divorce?"
She says, "you just can't have a meaningful conversation with him."
Tom Clement
Serena Software, Inc.
www.serena.com
 
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GeneralRe: Grounds for divorce! (Off topic) PinmemberRaisKazi5-Oct-12 9:51 
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GeneralRe: Grounds for divorce! PinmemberChris Quinn5-Oct-12 5:09 
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