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GeneralVegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier ReefmemberDalek Dave8 Oct '12 - 0:29 
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"...the protein mixture triggers an acute allergic reaction and causes the crown-of-thorns starfish to break apart and die within as little as 24 hours."
 
I have tasted Marmite, and can attest to the validity of that statement.
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GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef PinmemberBergholt Stuttley Johnson8 Oct '12 - 0:41 
Marmite is just industrial waste, it the bit from brewing that should be thrown away, but some brite spark came up with idea of selling it to gulible consumers.
 
If the idea catches on we could have Nuclear waste spread (may have to think up a catchier name)
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GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef PinmemberDalek Dave8 Oct '12 - 0:45 
Uraniumite?
 
Gentleman's Caesium Relish?
 
Yellowcake Spread?
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GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef PinmemberBergholt Stuttley Johnson8 Oct '12 - 0:48 
miracle weightloss spread?
 
(but I think I will steal the Gentleman's Caesium Relish I think that could work)
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GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef PinmemberMark Wallace8 Oct '12 - 1:18 
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
Marmite is just industrial waste

And cheese and yogurt are bacteria sh1t.
 
What's the problem?
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GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef PinmemberBergholt Stuttley Johnson8 Oct '12 - 1:40 
they are both naturally occuring substanstance, I dont remember Marmite being natural
 
(then again I dont eat pringles either, another industrial waste product)
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GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef PinmemberMark Wallace8 Oct '12 - 1:51 
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
they are both naturally occuring substanstance

Can't argue with that. Nothing's more natural than sh1t.
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
I dont remember Marmite being natural

Nor are computers, televisions,electric guitars, or the toilets we use to take away all the naturally occurring sh1t because we don't want to be anywhere near it.
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GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef PinmemberBergholt Stuttley Johnson8 Oct '12 - 1:53 
and if they labeled these and sold you them to eat would you consider them a food stuff?
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GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef Pinmemberwizardzz8 Oct '12 - 4:23 
A lot of medicine is not natural, yet I'm sure you'd consume them. Hell, what about radiation or chemo therapy?
GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef PinmemberBergholt Stuttley Johnson8 Oct '12 - 4:42 
you got me there, I would, I suppose, consume Marmite if it was a choice between that and dying
 
however I doubt chemo will ever catch on as a snack
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GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef Pinmemberlewax008 Oct '12 - 5:49 
wizardzz wrote:
what about radiation

Radiation is completely natural, we're just better at concentrating it.
GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef Pinmemberwizardzz8 Oct '12 - 5:50 
Context. I meant radiation therapy or chemo therapy.
GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef Pinmemberlewax008 Oct '12 - 5:57 
Radiation therapy is just aiming it. That would be like saying apples are natural, but the act of moving them to your mouth is not.
GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef Pinmemberwizardzz8 Oct '12 - 6:03 
I'd possibly agree with you, if eating an apple required a linear accelerator machine.
 
Would you consider nuclear bombs natural, since such reactions occur naturally?
GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef Pinmemberlewax008 Oct '12 - 6:34 
In this case the device isn't natural, but radiation is the same whether it comes from a man made device or from a star, the particles that compose it are identical.
 
In the bomb, the bomb itself (i.e. the ignition device, delivery system, etc.) isn't natural, but the fission (or fusion, depending on the bomb) is. If a critical mass of fissile material were to accumulate and explode on it's own (highly unlikely, but not impossible to my knowledge) in the ground it doesn't become unnatural, nor are the natural fusion processes within our own Sun.
 
I guess a better analogy is focusing sunlight through a magnifying glass, just because you've used an unnatural device (though, lenses are also found in nature), the sunlight focused by it doesn't become unnatural, just unnaturally concentrated.
GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef Pinmemberwizardzz8 Oct '12 - 6:38 
lewax00 wrote:
I guess a better analogy is focusing sunlight through a magnifying glass, just because you've used an unnatural device (though, lenses are also found in nature), the sunlight focused by it doesn't become unnatural, just unnaturally concentrated.

Still fails to prove your point; radiation therapy is unnatural. Focused radiation to kill cancer cells and leave healthy cells unaffected occurs nowhere in nature.
Perhaps you didn't get my clarification is the first reply. I said radiation and chemo therapy, and I meant radiation therapy and chemo therapy.
GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef Pinmemberlewax008 Oct '12 - 6:56 
I think instead we may have come up with a better point: terms like "natural" (or "organic", the usage of that one annoys me, gasoline is organic but that doesn't make it healthier to eat...) are mostly meaningless because they can be defined in any number of ways, one person may call it natural because any ingredient or component composing the system is natural, another might argue it isn't because the use of the system as a whole is not...and in the end (in this case) the cancer cells are no more alive or dead because of the origin of their killer.
GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef Pinmemberjschell8 Oct '12 - 9:08 
lewax00 wrote:
Radiation is completely natural, we're just better at concentrating it.

 
So stars don't concentrate it?
 
What about gravitational lensing?
GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef Pinmemberlewax008 Oct '12 - 9:30 
jschell wrote:
So stars don't concentrate it?

Not exactly, sure they produce a lot of radiation, but it leaves in a very unfocused way.
 
jschell wrote:
What about gravitational lensing?

Sure. That's on a much larger scale than what I was thinking though.
 
At the very least, we make it very concentrated for our environment (don't see many stars or dense enough bodies for gravitational lensing occurring on Earth's surface), but I think a better word to use may have been "focusing" rather than "concentrating".
GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef PinmemberJimmyRopes8 Oct '12 - 3:33 
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
If the idea catches on we could have Nuclear waste spread (may have to think up a catchier name)

 
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GeneralRe: Vegemite Cure to save the Great Barrier Reef PinmemberBrady Kelly8 Oct '12 - 1:50 
Marmite, being yeast based, is actually more suited to what they're doing.

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