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GeneralRe: More laywer jokes PinmemberRoger Wright9-Oct-12 18:59 
GeneralRe: More laywer jokes PinmemberRavi Bhavnani9-Oct-12 19:01 
GeneralRe: More laywer jokes PinmemberRoger Wright9-Oct-12 19:51 
GeneralRe: More laywer jokes PinmemberNueman9-Oct-12 19:05 
GeneralRe: More laywer jokes PinmemberRavi Bhavnani9-Oct-12 19:11 
GeneralRe: More laywer jokes PinmemberMichael Bergman9-Oct-12 19:22 
Generalour legal system Pinmemberdevvvy9-Oct-12 22:13 
GeneralRe: More laywer jokes PinmemberJ4amieC9-Oct-12 22:18 
At least 5 of those I first heard in the 80's and were racist in those days. I guess lawyers are fair cop even today Smile | :)
 
Here's my favourite:
 
Joan and Fred were just on their way to get married when both were killed in a car accident.
They get to the pearly gates together and ask St Peter
"We were on our way to get married when we died, is it ok for us to still get married in heaven?"
St Peter says he will find out and disappears into heaven.
He's gone a long, long time. Days pass, weeks, months and finally he returns.
"Yes, you can get married here in heaven", says St Peter as he opens the gates to heaven.
Just the Fred pipes up, "St Peter, while you were gone we were discussing things, and we had one more question,
Say we get married, ut things dont work out and we decide we want to separate - can we get divorced in heaven?"
St Peter replies, "It took me 4 months to find a priest in heaven, how long do you think it'll take me to find a lawyer?"
GeneralRe: More laywer jokes PinprotectorPete O'Hanlon9-Oct-12 23:52 
GeneralAnother lawyer joke PinmentorTom Clement9-Oct-12 17:01 
GeneralRe: Another lawyer joke PinmemberRoger Wright9-Oct-12 18:25 
JokeThe first Lady Gaga post that is relevant to IT (she met Julian Assange at the embassy) Pinmemberwizardzz9-Oct-12 12:13 
GeneralRe: The first Lady Gaga post that is relevant to IT (she met Julian Assange at the embassy) Pinmember0bx9-Oct-12 12:17 
GeneralRe: The first Lady Gaga post that is relevant to IT (she met Julian Assange at the embassy) Pinmemberwizardzz9-Oct-12 12:21 
GeneralRe: The first Lady Gaga post that is relevant to IT (she met Julian Assange at the embassy) Pinmemberjim lahey9-Oct-12 23:17 
GeneralRe: The first Lady Gaga post that is relevant to IT (she met Julian Assange at the embassy) Pinmemberwizardzz10-Oct-12 5:00 
JokeRe: The first Lady Gaga post that is relevant to IT (she met Julian Assange at the embassy) PinprotectorAspDotNetDev9-Oct-12 12:42 
GeneralRe: The first Lady Gaga post that is relevant to IT (she met Julian Assange at the embassy) Pinmemberwizardzz9-Oct-12 12:48 
GeneralRe: The first Lady Gaga post that is relevant to IT (she met Julian Assange at the embassy) Pinmemberlewax009-Oct-12 16:54 
GeneralRe: The first Lady Gaga post that is relevant to IT (she met Julian Assange at the embassy) PinmemberBassam Abdul-Baki10-Oct-12 2:08 
GeneralAnother Darwin Award contender PinmemberShameel9-Oct-12 11:48 
GeneralRe: Another Darwin Award contender Pinmembermark merrens9-Oct-12 11:51 
GeneralRe: Another Darwin Award contender Pinmember0bx9-Oct-12 12:31 
GeneralRe: Another Darwin Award contender Pinmembermark merrens9-Oct-12 12:35 
GeneralRe: Another Darwin Award contender Pinmember0bx9-Oct-12 13:10 

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