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For lazing about and discussing anything in a software developer's life that takes your fancy.
The Lounge is rated PG. If you're about to post something you wouldn't want your kid sister to read then don't post it. No flame wars, no abusive conduct and please don't post ads.
Technical discussions are welcome, but if you need specific help please
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Happy to say, I'm good looking.
If it moves, compile it
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Five?
Feh. I go up to eleven.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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One, my wife is very nice to look at. It's a Mom n' Pop Shop.
She says I'm handsome but I don't know a bout that. But I'll take it.
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I'm ugly as sin, but sin feels good. Go figure...
But I work with a hottie who would rank a 9 at least, if she wasn't a half a foot taller, 20 years younger, saddled with 4 young kids, and sleeping with my boss.
Will Rogers never met me.
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"It's co-produced by Randi Zuckerberg, former marketing director of Facebook"
It's written by someone from marketing, and they are surprised at the lack of reality??!???
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That kind of crap is the reason I stopped watching tv.
I don't miss it one bit.
Well, I do miss the barely dressed hot chicks that show up on screen more often than not (seriously, it's like "here's a show on old people who are ill and have no one to take care of them and here is a chick in bikini because no one wants to watch sad, ill, old men")... Although the internet is full with chicks in bikini too of course 
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}
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I work with the best looking lady I've ever seen. Too bad she's not a goer! Nudge, nudge, know what I mean?
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Are you implying that she's a developer? (trying to think positively about my profession)
dev
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Come on, look alive everybody. I was expecting:
"Say no MOAR!" 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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I have a face for radio and a voice for internet forums.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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nk the great.
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The show promises to follow six budding tech entrepreneurs as they try to market their ideas, launch companies and get really, really rich. But Bravo is not interested in watching engineers code.
Here they imply the entrepreneur being an engineer.
End of story.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
if you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Not me.
However, I do work in a hospital. Two words for you: Student Nurses.
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Neither tech nor entrenprenuers. Bravo hires actors for all their "reality" shows, for example: Gallery Girls.
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