Trust me, the car still needs cleaning; inside and out.
I could possibly find the stuff I need in the village, but I'll still get wet.
I only walk to the pub so the rain / outside conundrum still exists.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DDEthel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett