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| To the woman telling you that men are all the same reply that she was not supposed to try them all....
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^] |
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| Anyways... When all men are the same (according to many women) why do they search for 'the special men of her life'?$
If they are all the same a woman could just pick one ... doesn't matter, weare all the same. |
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| Green Moon takes it
Bryce (didn't win the office sweeps for the nth year)
MCAD
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To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones.
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Our kids books :The Snot Goblin, and Book 2 - the Snotgoblin and Fluff
The Snotgoblin for the Ipad... |
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| bryce wrote:Bryce (didn't win the office sweeps for the nth year)
For me, n = 18! |
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| _Josh_ wrote: n = 18!
Wow, that's about 6402373705728000 years. How old are you ?
~RaGE(); I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Bit of a thunderstorm going on - hope it isn't washed out.
Lots of soggy hats today I reckon.
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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| Chris Maunder wrote:Lots of soggy hats today I reckon
That's because they throw the beer around.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread... |
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| My office is on the first floor of a 4 story building.
We have single door in the corner.
The door has a sign "Private Office - Employees Only".
To get to that door a person has to walk past 50 linear feet of glass walls which are puncuated with glass double doors which are usually... |
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| They are looking for the gerbil roller coaster. You should point them in that direction.
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is... |
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| MehGerbil wrote:The door has a sign "Private Office - Employees Only".That looks useful, intruding there might solve whatever problem I was having..
Change it to "Broom Closet". |
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| Then you get couples. |
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| Which would be more interesting that the current crop of dipstiks.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH |
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| Quote:I can hardly wait to have a barrier from the stupid.Is there a feature to prevent you from browsing to QA? You must protect yourself.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. |
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| MehGerbil wrote:I can hardly wait to have a barrier from the stupid.
They tried that in Washington, DC as well, yet the stupid always manage to find their way to their House or Senate seats.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo -... |
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| The one thread that wasn't political ...
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore. |
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| MehGerbil wrote:I can hardly wait to have a barrier from the stupid.You might try drugs, anyway they won't permanently disconnect your brain.
Veni, vidi, vici. |
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| MehGerbil wrote: past the smiling helpful row of people anxiously waiting to help Smiling helpful people generally aren't really all that helpful.
MehGerbil wrote:into my office and ask me where [insert location] may be foundThe scowling curmudgeon usually knows where everything is and will... |
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| Change the sign to read "Erectile Dysfunction Testing", or "Lemur Proctology Dept", or something like that.
Software Zen: delete this; |
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| Gary R. Wheeler wrote:Change the sign to read "Erectile Dysfunction Testing", or "Lemur Proctology
Dept", or something like that
It's a college campus.
The last thing I want is to have my office full of drunk frat boys. |
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throw new BrainNotFoundException();
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking
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| It's no good asking the monkey how to play the organ; you've got to talk to the organ-grinder.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife! |
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| Intensely tired head. Posting is burden - very strange feelings, all in all.
I live(d) in Long Beach, NY - If that helps explain anything.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has... |
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| Sounds like you might be an easy mark.
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| Dear W∴B,
Soak head, drop burden, breathe in-and-out, become aware of the utter strangeness of all feelings: it is only a movie, in which your life is a stage-set for what you will, inevitably, experience as "the Greatest Show on Earth," but is, in essence, a cosmic cartoon.
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