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GeneralRe: Apple is granted a patent on the rectangle!memberJon Nethercott8 Nov '12 - 22:14 
I see from the patent that it took 15 "inventors" to come up with the idea of the rectangle.
 
Sounds like there might be a "how many Apple employees does it take to change a light bulb" joke there somewhere...

GeneralRe: Apple is granted a patent on the rectangle!memberBobJanova8 Nov '12 - 23:13 
Seriously how can the patent office be taken seriously if it passes things like this?
GeneralRe: Apple is granted a patent on the rectangle!memberMehGerbil9 Nov '12 - 2:02 
Rhys Gravell wrote:
How the elephant is that innovative exactly?

The corners are round.
It's like I'm doing all the thinking here.
 
Big Grin | :-D
GeneralRe: Apple is granted a patent on the rectangle!memberGenJerDan9 Nov '12 - 3:44 
Won't they get in trouble with Miocrosoft because of this?
 
Class: CGDIRoundRect
Class that draws a rounded rectangle, using Windows API GDI calls.
 
A rounded rectangle is a region whose location is determined by the Left, Top, Right and Bottom properties of this class. The angles of the corners of the rectangle are always drawn at 90 degrees. The corners of the rectangle are rounded off based on the value of the Height and Width properties. The routines in this class allow you to draw the rounded rectangle by calling the Windows API RoundRect function.
 
Pretty sure GDI is older than the iPad.
No dogs or cats are in the classroom.
 
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My Films
My Windows Programs, etc.

GeneralAhahahhhhahhahhaaaaaaamember_Maxxx_8 Nov '12 - 21:15 
Its Friday evening in Aus, suckers.
 
Get on with your work, and stop slacking!
 
I'm just about to get Fish n Chips (with obligatory cider) And then will probably move on to a wine or two befor finishing off with a voddy (due to an unfortunate absence of tonic)
 
Have a good day!
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
 
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')

GeneralRe: Ahahahhhhahhahhaaaaaaamember_Josh_8 Nov '12 - 21:21 
We have a bbq chook, coleslaw and rolls. No grog though.
GeneralRe: Ahahahhhhahhahhaaaaaaamember Michael Martin 8 Nov '12 - 21:25 
_Josh_ wrote:
No grog though.

I do, tapped the keg and bottled it. Less and less people are turning up so that means more for me.

Michael Martin
Australia
 
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

GeneralRe: Ahahahhhhahhahhaaaaaaamember_Josh_8 Nov '12 - 21:27 
So how is it?
GeneralRe: Ahahahhhhahhahhaaaaaaamember Michael Martin 8 Nov '12 - 21:45 
The small taste at The Beer Factory was great, the bottles are now in the freezer getting good and cold. I'm currently drinking some crap the bloke behind the counter gave me to try.
 
I initially asked him to connect one of their kegs up so I could fill my remaining bottles (I offered to pay, though last year the other bloke wouldn't take any cash) he reckoned he didn't have any. So the couple of bottles were compensation.

Michael Martin
Australia
 
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

GeneralRe: Ahahahhhhahhahhaaaaaaamember_Maxxx_8 Nov '12 - 22:09 
Mate, wish I cold be there.
 
Someone gave me one of those tiny home brew kits for my birthday - finally got around to making it a couple of weeks ago - bloody nice stuff. Unfortunately it all went in an afternoon!
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way
___________________________________________
Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
 
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')

GeneralRe: Ahahahhhhahhahhaaaaaaamember Michael Martin 8 Nov '12 - 22:39 
_Maxxx_ wrote:
Mate, wish I cold be there.

You could still com e up with a cunning plan. Just watch some Blackadder for inspiration.
 
_Maxxx_ wrote:
Someone gave me one of those tiny home brew kits for my birthday - finally got around to making it a couple of weeks ago - bloody nice stuff. Unfortunately it all went in an afternoon!

I got a Coopers Home Brew kit for my 40th birthday. It's my 44th next Friday and it still sits in the Garage unopened.

Michael Martin
Australia
 
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

GeneralRe: Ahahahhhhahhahhaaaaaaamember_Maxxx_8 Nov '12 - 22:49 
If I watched black adder for inspiration I'd probably end up driving down in a mini with padlocks on the door...
 
Or was that some other show?
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way
___________________________________________
Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
 
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')

GeneralRe: Ahahahhhhahhahhaaaaaaamember Michael Martin 8 Nov '12 - 21:22 
_Maxxx_ wrote:
Its Friday evening in Aus, suckers.
 
Get on with your work, and stop slacking!
 
I'm just about to get Fish n Chips (with obligatory cider) And then will probably move on to a wine or two befor finishing off with a voddy (due to an unfortunate absence of tonic)
 
Have a good day!

You've got nothin'!
 
I've got Penguin Piss, tapped me keg and bottled it. Had to bring several home for quality assurance of course.

Michael Martin
Australia
 
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

GeneralRe: AhahahhhhahhahhaaaaaaamemberMendor818 Nov '12 - 21:38 
Its Friday evening in Aus, suckers.
 
We'll talk about that on sunday when you're already at work again :P
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
 
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Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

GeneralRe: Ahahahhhhahhahhaaaaaaamember_Maxxx_8 Nov '12 - 22:07 
Yeah, well, see, it's, erm look, well.
 
Bugger!
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way
___________________________________________
Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
 
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')

GeneralSince giving up the Evil Weed..memberAndy_L_J8 Nov '12 - 19:21 
I have wasted the money I would have spent on skin art. I think it may be a more nefarious addiction than the tobacco.
 
For those that are interested here is the lastest installment.
 
Colour Me a Tiger[^]
 
Gotta say that I was not quite prepared for the pain level compared to when I had my arms done.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
 
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
 
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

GeneralRe: Since giving up the Evil Weed..memberRhys Gravell8 Nov '12 - 21:03 
If you think the area over the kidneys tickles, wait till you have a chest piece done. I'm two thirds through a custom Odin, Hugin, Munin, Geri and Freki and both the sternum and collar bone areas do more than tickle. The bruises that came up on my collar bones, (from my 3 hour session last Friday), just seem to have faded away now...
 

[edit]Note to self, learn to spell and remember to proof read... ahem[/edit]
Rhys
 
"If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

GeneralRe: Since giving up the Evil Weed..memberAndy_L_J8 Nov '12 - 21:25 
Rhys Gravell wrote:
I'm two thirds through a custom Odin, Hugin, Munin, Geri and Freki

Pics please!
 
I do know what you mean about the chest though, I have a samurai on the right side and smoke, flowers and a dragon over the collarbone, shoulder and shoulderblade. Just love that feeling of the needles on bone!
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
 
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
 
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

GeneralRe: Since giving up the Evil Weed..memberRhys Gravell8 Nov '12 - 22:03 
Flickr[^]
Rhys
 
"If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

GeneralRe: Since giving up the Evil Weed..memberAndy_L_J8 Nov '12 - 22:10 
Outstanding. I applaud your dedication. How was the calf?
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
 
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
 
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

GeneralRe: Since giving up the Evil Weed..memberRhys Gravell8 Nov '12 - 22:48 
Sore at the end as there's a lot of black coverage in there which makes it somewhat akin to raw meat after 4 hours, (I sat for 5 in total that day), but other than that not so bad.
 
The left leg is designed as a full leg 'sleeve' with the Dragon Koi leaping, a tiger going down my thigh, (head toward the Koi), with cherry blossom and lotus, but I've been putting my next session on that off a bit as it'll be getting that lotus done on and around my kneecap and I just know that is going to sting!
 
The chest piece is booked in to be finished on 30th of this month as there's only the filling of Geri, Freki, Hugin, Munin and any spots we want to tidy left. That was my 40th birthday present to me as it should be healed for the day, (mid December).
 
After that, tidy and finish up the right lower leg pieces, (hopefully by March/April time), then back to my left leg... busy, busy, busy!
Rhys
 
"If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

GeneralRe: Since giving up the Evil Weed..memberAndy_L_J8 Nov '12 - 22:54 
I am at about 45 hours in the last nine months, and at least that to go to finish the top half. Bring it on.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
 
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
 
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

GeneralRe: Since giving up the Evil Weed..member_Josh_8 Nov '12 - 21:24 
When I read 'evil weed' I thought of something else
GeneralRe: Since giving up the Evil Weed..memberAndy_L_J8 Nov '12 - 21:27 
That aint evil, is it?
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
 
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
 
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

GeneralRe: Since giving up the Evil Weed..member_Josh_8 Nov '12 - 21:29 
I'd think it was mandatory after what you put your back through
GeneralRe: Since giving up the Evil Weed..memberAndy_L_J8 Nov '12 - 21:34 
Think "BEFORE" and you will understand why it was bearable. Wink | ;)
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
 
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
 
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

GeneralRe: Since giving up the Evil Weed..member Michael Martin 8 Nov '12 - 21:24 
See my response to Maxxx above, I have bottled the Penguin Piss, will be quality assurance testing soon.
 
Garth is a big girls blouse and will be a no show on Saturday. So it's just me, you, the dutch(?) bloke and some family.

Michael Martin
Australia
 
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

GeneralRe: Since giving up the Evil Weed..memberDalek Dave8 Nov '12 - 21:35 
That is truly excellent!
 
You must give me the name of your inker.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
 
CCC Link[^]

GeneralRe: Since giving up the Evil Weed..memberAndy_L_J8 Nov '12 - 21:44 
Dalek Dave wrote:
You must give me the name of your inker.

Come to Sydney for a beer and I will gladly introduce you. Big Grin | :-D Biggest problem I have is that the shop is a two minute walk from my house.
 
Glenn Middleton[^]
 
He only does custom work and his site doesn't do him justice.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
 
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
 
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

GeneralI proxy baptized everyone on the forum last night.memberMehGerbil8 Nov '12 - 15:40 
I've gone full bore religious extremist.
Did you feel anything?
GeneralRe: I proxy baptized everyone on the forum last night.memberChris Meech8 Nov '12 - 15:50 
My elbow went numb. But that may have been the whisky. Smile | :)
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GeneralRe: I proxy baptized everyone on the forum last night.memberMehGerbil9 Nov '12 - 0:33 
Your proxy bumped his elbow on the marble tub last night.
It's a miracle!
GeneralRe: I proxy baptized everyone on the forum last night.memberSuper Lloyd8 Nov '12 - 15:53 
yep, I had a good sleep!
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
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GeneralRe: I proxy baptized everyone on the forum last night.member_Maxxx_8 Nov '12 - 16:15 
Funnily enough I did have a movement this morning...
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way
___________________________________________
Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
 
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')

GeneralRe: I proxy baptized everyone on the forum last night.memberMehGerbil9 Nov '12 - 0:33 
Must be from the proxy steak dinner last night.
AnswerRe: I proxy baptized everyone on the forum last night.memberGuirec Le Bars8 Nov '12 - 17:09 
You must be an excellent dentist[^]
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^]
 
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GeneralRe: I proxy baptized everyone on the forum last night.memberenhzflep8 Nov '12 - 17:53 
Had wondered why I was in such a sunshine of a mood last night. Gee thanks! Laugh | :laugh:
Always have reacted poorly to nonsense passed off as fact.
 
Existential nihilism Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:
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GeneralRe: I proxy baptized everyone on the forum last night.memberMehGerbil9 Nov '12 - 0:32 
Your post was disrespectful.
Time for a proxy spanking.
GeneralRe: I proxy baptized everyone on the forum last night.memberCDP18028 Nov '12 - 21:09 
What religion have you chosen to be extreme in? Please tell me that it's not PHP, VB or Java. Smile | :)
 
And now a little test: If I were to tell you that I'm playing around with artificial intelligence, what would you have to say to that? I already have the answer from a real fanatic as reference.
GeneralRe: I proxy baptized everyone on the forum last night.protectorPete O'Hanlon8 Nov '12 - 21:28 
An itchy burning sensation and I think I sneezed.

*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

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GeneralRe: I proxy baptized everyone on the forum last night.memberpeterchen8 Nov '12 - 21:36 
I caught a cold.
 
I'll send you the bills for the pills and the opportunity cost compensation.

GeneralRe: I proxy baptized everyone on the forum last night.memberMehGerbil9 Nov '12 - 0:31 
peterchen wrote:
I caught a cold

I'll hold your proxy under water a little longer this time.
That has a way of curing colds.
GeneralRe: I proxy baptized everyone on the forum last night.memberpeterchen9 Nov '12 - 1:17 
I'm not quite sure if this approach is glagh! blargh grrbbbllbbghfff!

Generalprosthetic limbsmemberdevvvy8 Nov '12 - 14:56 
Wonder if one day you can type with this[^]
dev

GeneralRe: prosthetic limbsmemberCDP18028 Nov '12 - 21:13 
Type? Who needs to type? Look at the growing army of illiterals out there who are happy as long as they can smear around on a touchscreen. If they had to, they would do it with the tips of their noses.
GeneralRe: prosthetic limbsmemberdevvvy9 Nov '12 - 16:48 
imagine a software developer lost a limb!
dev

GeneralRe: prosthetic limbsmemberjim lahey8 Nov '12 - 21:45 
That's pretty damn good.
 
Notice the 28 dislikes? What's wrong with some people?
GeneralRe: prosthetic limbsmemberwizardzz9 Nov '12 - 3:58 
Was I the only one waiting for him to flip the middle finger?
GeneralRe: prosthetic limbsmemberBig Daddy Farang9 Nov '12 - 7:57 
No. Just the only one to mention it. For shame.
BDF
 
I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be.
-- BillWoodruff

RantBabylon Toolbarmembervirang_218 Nov '12 - 14:32 
Few days ago I was installing a photo printing software (freeware) on my machine and during installation I noticed that it was asking for installing Babylon toolbar (The piece of crap that highjack your search engines in browsers) so I deselected it as I knew how nasty it is to remove later. Even though I asked not to install it it ended up on my system and infected IE/FF/Crome/Registry . Took me a while to get rid of it.Mad | :mad:
 
I think the people / company who wrote this piece of crap should be prosecuted. There may be millions of not so savvy users who fall pray to this nasty crapware/hijacker.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
 
Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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