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But have you got sufficient Data? 
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Chris C-B
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There's been a nasty accident on the Enterprise - when Kirk said 'beam me up, Scotty' there was a mere comma missing in the computer's interpretation ...
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 That's an image I didn't need today! 
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Chris C-B
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Rather...
"I am Emperor Palpatine!"
"Well, I didn't vote for you."
(yes|no|maybe)*
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... and the nozzle keeps jaming on the Mr Whippy machine! 
PS  This could be a UK only joke ... does the rest of the world have 99's and Mr Whippy?
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Chris C-B
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They certainly have Mr Whippy, invented by Margaret Thatcher.
Therefore it is evil food.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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There is no end to Margaret's genius!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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An evil genius is still evil.
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Evil genius is still genius I suppose 
She invented a way of selling more air and less ice cream.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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ChrisElston wrote: Therefore it is evil food.
:shakes head: Sorry no, it is not possible for Ice Cream, with CHOCOLATE in, to be evil! 
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Chris C-B
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Agghhh. It's really annoying because I heard a good 99 problems pun the other day and now I can't think of it.
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"I've got 99 problems and amnesia is one of them" ?
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Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: nozzle keeps jaming on the Mr Whippy machine
Please keep it KSS
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Keith Barrow wrote: Please keep it KSS
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Chris C-B
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An elderly man lay dying in his bed.
In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate truffles wafting up the stairs. Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. He slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and, with even greater effort, forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door, gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out on the kitchen table, were hundreds of his favourite chocolate truffles.
Mustering one final effort, he threw himself toward the table. His aged and withered hand painstakingly made its way toward a truffle when it was suddenly smacked by a spatula. "Stay out of those," said his wife, "they're for the funeral."
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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DeathByChocolate wrote: PS This could be a UK only joke ... does the rest of the world have 99's and Mr Whippy?
Mr Whippy yes, 99 WTF is that?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: 99 WTF is that?
It's when you have a chocolate flake stuck in it ... yum yum!
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Chris C-B
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Tastes better than Mr Whippey's 69
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Just don't eat from the wrong side of the cone...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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DeathByChocolate wrote: It's when you have a chocolate flake stuck in it ... yum yum!
You've no idea (or maybe you do) what I'm picturing from your description.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I follow a young lady on Twitter who posts regular photos like that.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Is she related to Marianne Faithfull? She enjoyed a Mars bar. Allegedly.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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DeathByChocolate wrote: It's when you have a chocolate flake stuck in it
Invented by a Scotsman apparently.
Presumably in the first attempts it was deep fried too.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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