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He'll probably be difficult to remove from his home and will require a manual uninstall.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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The answer is 'Redshift'
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Crimson RED
Period? One works hard at SHIFT
being seen as one rushes away
REDSHIFT
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I am going to the proctologist tomorrow and so I have to empty myself out.
The instructions is to only have soup today and nothing tomorrow morning.
Soup you say? Okay[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A few cans of Campbell's Primordial Soup[^] should help too.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I shall do a huge chicken soup tonight. I have around 2kg of jointed chicken - legs and breast - that'll be cooked up with onion, garlic, French beans and pasta pieces. One. Fine. Soup.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I shall do a huge chicken soup tonight. I have around 2kg of jointed chicken - legs and breast - that'll be cooked up with onion, garlic, French beans and pasta pieces. One. Fine. Soup.
Add lots of chilli. Give the bastard something that will bring tears to his eyes.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'd think twice before pissing off a proctologist, they're having ways of getting even.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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My dyslexia kicked in and what I read was;
I am going to the proctologist tomorrow and so I have to empty clean myself out.
The instructions is to only have soupsoap today and nothing tomorrow morning.
Must hurry and get that 1st cup of coffee in me.
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I can feel my muscles tensing in sympathy.
One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.
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God, aren't procotologists a pain in the arse?
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Hi, i want to create a dynamic contact form with Captcha, feild validation etc but i dont have any knowledge of php. Can anyone recommend a totally free online application, a downloadable software apart from cofeecup or a website plugin with instructions on how to use it.
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Sorry, but this is inappropriate for this forum - please try either QA[^] or the php forum[^]
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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NO PROGRAMMING QUESTIONS IN THE LOUNGE
Remove the content saying and place it into Quack Answers[^], it'll be answered there rather than joked about here...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I'm sorry, but this pointless drivel has bumped my important post below from it's top position. Plese organise all replies to be deleted and then delete your post.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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A quick google for "php contact form with captcha" took me here[^]. Will that do you?
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More and more people are magically not able to make my birthday pissup this Saturday.
sh*t loads of alcohol and 17kg+ of dead animal to barbque on top of the ridiculous wog quantities of food that will be there means I will have to up my intake to dangerous levels so things aren't wasted.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Mate - if I were in the same country, I would move heaven and earth to help you with your burden.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Mate - if I were in the same country, I would move heaven and earth to help you with your burden.
If you were in the same country I'd drive over and pick you up.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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We could commandeer a ship, all get onboard and then set sail. But even if we find a fast ship the party will have to be delayed a few weeks.
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CDP1802 wrote: We could commandeer a ship, all get onboard and then set sail. But even if we find a fast ship the party will have to be delayed a few weeks.
Sounds like a plan, at the very least I could brew a new keg for you all when you get here.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I intended to bring one as well. After all, it's not really hard to get veer in any quality or amount here in Munich 
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CDP1802 wrote: not really hard to get veer in any quality or amount here in Munich
Is veer somehow the beer equivalent of V-Power gasoline / petrol?
If that were so, what percentage alcohol are we talking about buddy, something like this"Kloster Andechs Doppelbock"[^]?
(Original wort: 18.5%, Volumepercent alcohol: 7.0)
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: Is veer somehow the beer equivalent of V-Power gasoline / petrol?
If that were so, what percentage alcohol are we talking about buddy, something like this"Kloster Andechs Doppelbock"[^]?
(Original wort: 18.5%, Volumepercent alcohol: 7.0)
My German is rusty, but I read that as beer that isn't for poofters.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Oh! A typo! But thanks for the good idea. Andechs is just 20 miles away from here and I might pay the monks a visit. For spiritual reasons.
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