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So you will sit back with a can of spam.
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I suppose when he's found guilty his appeal will be based upon a false positive. 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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blah, you stole my punch line...
Nihil obstat
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You gave me a smile 
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He'll probably be difficult to remove from his home and will require a manual uninstall.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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The answer is 'Redshift'
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Crimson RED
Period? One works hard at SHIFT
being seen as one rushes away
REDSHIFT
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I am going to the proctologist tomorrow and so I have to empty myself out.
The instructions is to only have soup today and nothing tomorrow morning.
Soup you say? Okay[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A few cans of Campbell's Primordial Soup[^] should help too.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I shall do a huge chicken soup tonight. I have around 2kg of jointed chicken - legs and breast - that'll be cooked up with onion, garlic, French beans and pasta pieces. One. Fine. Soup.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I shall do a huge chicken soup tonight. I have around 2kg of jointed chicken - legs and breast - that'll be cooked up with onion, garlic, French beans and pasta pieces. One. Fine. Soup.
Add lots of chilli. Give the bastard something that will bring tears to his eyes.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'd think twice before pissing off a proctologist, they're having ways of getting even.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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My dyslexia kicked in and what I read was;
I am going to the proctologist tomorrow and so I have to empty clean myself out.
The instructions is to only have soupsoap today and nothing tomorrow morning.
Must hurry and get that 1st cup of coffee in me.
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I can feel my muscles tensing in sympathy.
One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.
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God, aren't procotologists a pain in the arse?
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Hi, i want to create a dynamic contact form with Captcha, feild validation etc but i dont have any knowledge of php. Can anyone recommend a totally free online application, a downloadable software apart from cofeecup or a website plugin with instructions on how to use it.
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Sorry, but this is inappropriate for this forum - please try either QA[^] or the php forum[^]
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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NO PROGRAMMING QUESTIONS IN THE LOUNGE
Remove the content saying and place it into Quack Answers[^], it'll be answered there rather than joked about here...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I'm sorry, but this pointless drivel has bumped my important post below from it's top position. Plese organise all replies to be deleted and then delete your post.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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A quick google for "php contact form with captcha" took me here[^]. Will that do you?
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More and more people are magically not able to make my birthday pissup this Saturday.
sh*t loads of alcohol and 17kg+ of dead animal to barbque on top of the ridiculous wog quantities of food that will be there means I will have to up my intake to dangerous levels so things aren't wasted.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Mate - if I were in the same country, I would move heaven and earth to help you with your burden.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Mate - if I were in the same country, I would move heaven and earth to help you with your burden.
If you were in the same country I'd drive over and pick you up.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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We could commandeer a ship, all get onboard and then set sail. But even if we find a fast ship the party will have to be delayed a few weeks.
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CDP1802 wrote: We could commandeer a ship, all get onboard and then set sail. But even if we find a fast ship the party will have to be delayed a few weeks.
Sounds like a plan, at the very least I could brew a new keg for you all when you get here.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I intended to bring one as well. After all, it's not really hard to get veer in any quality or amount here in Munich
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CDP1802 wrote: not really hard to get veer in any quality or amount here in Munich
Is veer somehow the beer equivalent of V-Power gasoline / petrol?
If that were so, what percentage alcohol are we talking about buddy, something like this"Kloster Andechs Doppelbock"[^]?
(Original wort: 18.5%, Volumepercent alcohol: 7.0)
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: Is veer somehow the beer equivalent of V-Power gasoline / petrol?
If that were so, what percentage alcohol are we talking about buddy, something like this"Kloster Andechs Doppelbock"[^]?
(Original wort: 18.5%, Volumepercent alcohol: 7.0)
My German is rusty, but I read that as beer that isn't for poofters.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Oh! A typo! But thanks for the good idea. Andechs is just 20 miles away from here and I might pay the monks a visit. For spiritual reasons.
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I've not checked my ticket yet, but if I won the £134 million Euromillions draw last night I'll pay for the boat, any CP member is welcome to come if they can get themselves to the sailing point.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Michael Martin wrote: More and more people are magically not able to make my birthday pissup
Sorry to hear that mate, if I didn't live exactly (more or less) on the opposite side of this planet I'd be more than glad to help you out in your predicament, but unless they invent something like a teleporter by Friday evening (GMT+1), I don't see any chance of getting there in time.
Anyhow, I'll raise a couple of glasses in your honor.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: Sorry to hear that mate, if I didn't live exactly (more or less) on the opposite side of this planet I'd be more than glad to help you out in your predicament, but unless they invent something like a teleporter by Friday evening (GMT+1), I don't see any chance of getting there in time.
Well you're sh*t out of luck, I can't even invent a new drink, so a teleporter is out of the question.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I wish I could attend. Living on the other side of the planet does not make it easy, though.
I hope some of your mates will make it to the ... well ... party.
[Edit] OK, now that I have read the two other posts, mine is definitely a rerepost.Sorry.[/Edit]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Rage wrote: I wish I could attend. Living on the other side of the planet does not make it easy, though.
I hope some of your mates will make it to the ... well ... party.
The other side of the planet is not a valid excuse. It's friends and family who are pulling out.
Rage wrote: [Edit] OK, now that I have read the two other posts, mine is definitely a rerepost.Sorry.[/Edit]
Anyone complains about it being a repost, tell them to elephant off.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Just put something on Farcebook saying "Free Grog to first ten people at my party."
You will have thousands attending.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Dalek Dave wrote: Just put something on Farcebook saying "Free Grog to first ten people at my party."
Faarrrkkkk off, I don't want knobheads I didn't actually invite turning up.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: 17kg+ of dead animal to barbque
BTW, what kind of dead animal are we talking about here, any chance of some roo on the barbeque?
Beef, pork, chicken and fish?
 just typing this, is so drool inducing that I find hard not to slobber all over my keyboard.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: BTW, what kind of dead animal are we talking about here
Rat. Chinchilla. Cockroach.
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Probably some Long Pig too by the end of the day.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Hold back some of the liver for me if you can.
Some fava beans and glass of Chianti would be fine too.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I'm now basing everything I know about Australian grub from I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.
So it'll be kangaroo testicles, wombat anus, witchety grub, and my that girl has a fine chest.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: BTW, what kind of dead animal are we talking about here, any chance of some roo on the barbeque?
Beef, pork, chicken and fish?
just typing this, is so drool inducing that I find hard not to slobber all over my keyboard.
Cheers!
Beef, Chicken, Lamb and 3 types of sausages.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Hmmm I better skip brekkie then..
"For fifty bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow." - George Costanza
CP article: SmartPager - a Flickr-style pager control with go-to-page popup layer.
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Ashley van Gerven wrote: Hmmm I better skip brekkie then..
I'd suggest having something to line the stomach before getting here for the beer.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Chris is down under as I type, I'm sure he could help out with a small glass of sherry and a slice of bacon.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Chris is down under as I type, I'm sure he could help out with a small glass of sherry and a slice of bacon.
I noticed that in a thread of his about the eclipse. I gave him a serve about turning up, can you chime in and gee him up.
I have his mobile number, so I reckon a couple more beers and he'll get a call.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Mate, I feel like a sunshine not being able to make it, but situations being as they are there's just no way I can.
Get your arse up to brissie and we'll drink ourselves stupid, though (I think I have a head start)
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Mate, I feel like a sunshine not being able to make it, but situations being as they are there's just no way I can.
Get your arse up to brissie and we'll drink ourselves stupid, though (I think I have a head start)
I have no way of getting to Bris Vegas. Retrenched from the IT job, can't get another at the moment and even the warehouse job has not been on the last 2 days and they want me to commit until March. I've had 28 hours as my best week so far.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: sh*t loads of alcohol and 17kg+ of dead animal to barbque
That's how Men would do it! Five! And die well!
dev
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If you pay my plain plane ticket, I'll come.
And I'll also get you a present
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