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You gave me a smile 
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He'll probably be difficult to remove from his home and will require a manual uninstall.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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The answer is 'Redshift'
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Crimson RED
Period? One works hard at SHIFT
being seen as one rushes away
REDSHIFT
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I am going to the proctologist tomorrow and so I have to empty myself out.
The instructions is to only have soup today and nothing tomorrow morning.
Soup you say? Okay[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A few cans of Campbell's Primordial Soup[^] should help too.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I shall do a huge chicken soup tonight. I have around 2kg of jointed chicken - legs and breast - that'll be cooked up with onion, garlic, French beans and pasta pieces. One. Fine. Soup.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I shall do a huge chicken soup tonight. I have around 2kg of jointed chicken - legs and breast - that'll be cooked up with onion, garlic, French beans and pasta pieces. One. Fine. Soup.
Add lots of chilli. Give the bastard something that will bring tears to his eyes.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'd think twice before pissing off a proctologist, they're having ways of getting even.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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My dyslexia kicked in and what I read was;
I am going to the proctologist tomorrow and so I have to empty clean myself out.
The instructions is to only have soupsoap today and nothing tomorrow morning.
Must hurry and get that 1st cup of coffee in me.
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