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That is even funnier! 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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A question from "the Muslim test"
When you go to the bathroom, do you wipe your butt with:
(a) your left hand
(b) your right hand
(c) you use toilet paper
(told to me by a Muslim friend).
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Harvey
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So I just got home and the neighbor says "have you seen any JEA (Jacksonville Electric Authority) trucks around today"
Me: No why
Her: We have no water
She never ceases to amaze me!
[edit]
Thanks y'all for correcting my terrible english...still learning.
[/edit]
modified 14 Nov '12 - 12:11.
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Offer her some bottled water.
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Chris Meech wrote: Offer her some bottled water.
and some common sense?
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I hope you have a lot a free time before starting that task!
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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Yeah I'll need time to get my electrical meter out and trace the lines.
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I read that as Mike Hankey wrote: and some common canned sense?
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But is she hot ?
Christian Graus
Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.
Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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His neighbour is a man!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Christian Graus wrote: But is she hot ?
Not bad but real moody and a heavy drinker and smoker.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Not bad but real moody and a heavy drinker and smoker.
The question is if she is in the mood.
Heavy drinkers are how I was able to have sex when all others turned me down. The only ones left at closing time are the heavy drinkers, but tney all look better by then.
As for smoker it all depends on what she is smoking. 
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JimmyRopes wrote: Heavy drinkers are how I was able to have sex when all others turned me down. The only ones left at closing time are the heavy drinkers, but tney all look better by then.
That's how I ended up with 2 psycho ex-wives.
JimmyRopes wrote:
As for smoker it all depends on what she is smoking.
Exactly!
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Mike Hankey wrote: That's how I ended up with 2 psycho ex-wives
The third time is a psycho killer! You really need to learn that you don't need to marry every woman that takes pitty on you.
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JimmyRopes wrote: You really need to learn that you don't need to marry every woman that takes pitty on you.
I'd never get laid if I didn't.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'd never get laid if I didn't
There is a difference between getting laid and getting f***ed.
Before you get married you get laid.
After you get married you get f***ed.
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You've got a good point there, personally I'd rather get laid then f***ed.
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She?
You described your neighbour as Blond, and therefore Male.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I don't get it, her water isn't working so she's asking if the utility company came by, that seems perfectly reasonable... 
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My Blond Neighbor
You meant Blonde, right?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Maybe Mike's blond(e) too.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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OK learned something new never knew there was a gender distinction.
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Duh Mike! You think water pumps run without electricity? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I suppose you would have a spare one to loan her until her power service is back on line? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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