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If you're suggesting for one second that the great Noddy Holder could have been involved...
Mind you, as for that guitarist of theirs...
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In the 1970's Everton Football Club sold several players, one of whom later joined Liverpool and had a very fine spell there.
No reason was given in the press at the time, but everyone in Liverpool knew that they had been caught shagging schoolgirls at the Bellfield training ground.
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Transvestites - Roberts in Disguise!
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Aung San Suu Kyi said that it was him that kept her sane whilst she was under house arrest in Burma.
I hope DLT listens to her a lot whilst he is under arrest!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Just how does this effect the election in the United States?
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You think we have memories of more than a couple of days?
The news gets reset at weekends, the US elections were like months ago.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Wow - bought my first RedGate product this week, complete with the $99 USD for support. So I wrote support yesterday with an issue in their generation algorithm that crashes for me. Their reply? "Quote: I cannot offer any specific advice about how to fix this.
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What was my $99 bucks for?
Can I use this at work the next time someone sends me an issue? Just write back, Sorry, I cannot offer any specific advice about how to fix this.
I shall call them shortly and at least demand by support fee back.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin
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dexterama wrote: What was my $99 bucks for?
It was to save you time.
If you hadn't paid the support fee, you'd have got three letters before the one with the "answer", each asking you to sign up for support.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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But did you pay for premium customer support?
Or perhaps, it was just that he personally cannot answer the question. You'll need to ask someone else at RedGate. 
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Well its honest at least! 
Given that response, I think I would escalate the issue!
For what its worth, I'm really quite surprised.
I had an issue with one of their products I'd purchased (beyond my support period) and their support was first rate.
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The Obliterator
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Hey dexterama, I've just noticed your post above. I'm really sorry to hear you're not happy with our tech support team's response, which was (word for word) as follow:
"SQL Source Control uses SQL Compare's dependency engine to create updates. It will not work to say create object type x and then object type y because SQL Server dependencies are way, way more complex than that. It may work on your database, coincidentally, but not for everybody. SQL Source Control should perform operations in dependency order - it scans the text of all objects and creates a dependency matrix from that.
So what the most likely problem is, is that the SQL Scripts in the repository were not created by SQL Compare or SQL Source Control, or are not using the same folder structure. In that case, some objects can be missed or created in the wrong order. Of course, since I do not know the state of your repository, I cannot offer any specific advice about how to fix this. We'd need all of the files so we can try to investigate it."
Perhaps that something got lost in translation, so the guys clarified their answer here: http://www.red-gate.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?t=16118[^]
The tech support guys want to do their best to help, but sometimes they need people's collaboration...the guys have explained in the forum post what they need from you to be able to point you in the right direction. They're awaiting for you to get back to them.
Hope this helps clarify the matter.
Cheers,
Laila
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After seeing their reply below, and considering you paid $99 (which is what, an hour or two's work at most from someone) I've given you a vote of 1.
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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth, and two of the others had jumped the fence and were out Heaven knows where. Then when he went to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked the bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went to the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the rum. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a lovely tree for you, where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
/ravi
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Good one 
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Bah, humbug!
Life is too shor
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Scrooge you! 
/ravi
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A Christmas Tree as a suppository.
How could the joke NOT be funny?
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not sure it would be funny if i was on the receiving end
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Where's all my birthday celebration stuff on Bob?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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He is in his Birthday Suit.
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Great minds and all that.... 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Bob's in the buff, what more do you want?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: Bob's in the buff, what more do you want?
Just wait a few hours when the Canadians (or Maunder) realise it's the 15th over there and therefore their 13th birthday. It's the 16th over here now and also my birthday. I get to see Bob in his party hat and letting off crackers every birthday since 2000.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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