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_Maxxx_ wrote: when there's a near miss,
I assume the fact that Emile Heskey has just joined your league is not a coincidence.
I'm an England supporter so when I watch the football there is a lot of swearing at the TV, so much in fact that the kids actually get scared when I watch it and the missus had to take the kids upstairs during the Euros this year.
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Heskey is scoring so many goals in Australia there is now an option to watch games with a single camera that follows him and him alone.
This'll cheer you up, I have a story about Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey too. It's not particularly interesting but it does involve a nightclub and a Norwegian girl.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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We were in a dark little club in Leicester called Pu Na Na's back when Emile played for them.
We were out with the half Norwegian girl from the flat upstairs and her flat mates.
Meretta (or something like that) was on the dance floor when we noticed frantic hand gestures. A closer look showed that Emile was dancing close behind her, very close, very very close indeed.
So someone went over and extricated her.
When asked what the problem was she said "He's really ugly", so we laughed and said that's Emile Heskey, England footballer.
She turned round and headed straight back for the dance floor. "Where you going?" we asked.
"If he plays for England I'm getting back in there" she replied.
But she'd missed her chance.
Remarkably in all the time I saw him on the dance floor he never once needed to be help off the floor by a physio.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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ChrisElston wrote: Pu Na Na's back when Emile played for them
Don't remember that stage of his career.
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Well, I have had this old chap for about two years now (and it was not state of the art when I bought it, I just needed a laptop). But today I'll get my new laptop. Finally.
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Two years ? Poor nature... The ratio "pollution caused" / "operation life" is tending more and more towards infinity...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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All set to welcome the new family member? Make sure you got some nice pr0n collection. It brings good luck.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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That's why he needed to replacing it - the old one was full... 
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Well... cloud storage makes it possible to expand the collection until infinity 
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