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We were in a dark little club in Leicester called Pu Na Na's back when Emile played for them.

We were out with the half Norwegian girl from the flat upstairs and her flat mates.

Meretta (or something like that) was on the dance floor when we noticed frantic hand gestures. A closer look showed that Emile was dancing close behind her, very close, very very close indeed.

So someone went over and extricated her.

When asked what the problem was she said "He's really ugly", so we laughed and said that's Emile Heskey, England footballer.

She turned round and headed straight back for the dance floor. "Where you going?" we asked.

"If he plays for England I'm getting back in there" she replied.

But she'd missed her chance.

Remarkably in all the time I saw him on the dance floor he never once needed to be help off the floor by a physio.
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