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185 turkeys walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
The turkeys say, "Oh, pardon us!"
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Yeah, but can you keep a secret?
If it moves, compile it
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185 turkeys walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
185 turkeys flip him the bird.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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wizardzz wrote: 185 turkeys walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
"Time for us to get off the sauce anyway"
PS. How did I know before I even opened the post it would be turkeys? . . . wild guess! 
What me worry?
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Oh go on, we'll give you a gobble.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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"Sorry I can't serve you, three strikes and you're out".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. But I can serve you."
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185 x 20 pounds! That'll take weeks!
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185 turkeys walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
The plucky group got stuffed elsewhere.
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My boss is Greek.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The hashtag of choice for Susan Boyle's New album launch party is;
#susanalbumparty
It's certainly got them plenty of publicity.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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although most of the news is about the ... bum.party
it can also be read as ... bump.art.y 
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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I think the bum.party part is accentuated by the anal.bum bit.
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Does Visual Studio allow you to setup solution-specific code templates so that new projects created within the solution automatically include solution projects, or class files include using statements for solution-specific namespaces?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Good question... this would be useful to me as well... 
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AFAIK there is no such thing as a solution template. You can however do what you are asking with project templates[^].
You do end up with some issues though in that if the order of the template add is not done correctly you will need to reconnect the references.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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I guess you are a newbie (possibly Indian), in any case this is the Lounge.
Carlo is moving very fast...
Veni, vidi, vici.
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You know, I read John's post and didn't even think of that. It just goes to show how we really do have different standards depending on who's asked the question.
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Yep... I didn't even think about that either.
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Hey Carlo, I hope you are faster than a speeding bullet.
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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You are safe enough for the next couple of days - he is off killing turkeys.
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Ya know, I've heard this annoying buzzing sound all day. I think you've helped me identify the source...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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I guess I'm a double standard person as well!
I tried setting up a project template that creates multiple projects and included a bunch of references, I could set them up singularly but could not chain them together, it can be done the silverlight application does this, I just could not get it to work. I also wanted to include a bunch of files in the template but lost interest before achieving that.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I want to make a drawing of about 19 pieces of wood, essentially a bunch of one-by-fours and some round rods.
The frame will be self supporting.
The frame will be designed for simple knock-down and storage.
Every piece of CAD software I've ever seen contains at least one of the following disqualifications...
-- Prohibitive price
-- Learning Curve: Infinity
-- Overwhelming Complexity
-- Anti-Support
-- Peer User Group [Obfuscation / Detraction / Hostility]
I do not want a CAD package where the first thing I see when I click on the icon is screen with about 20% of the area devoted to the drawing you're trying to do and the other 80% devoted to color palettes and hieroglyphic icons that plain and simply don't make sense.
That's what I have encountered in almost every one of these things before.
I just want to draw a picture for a guy so that he can build me two squares put together from one-by-twos, and four holes drilled in the wood slats which protrude slightly above the squares.
I figure that I could draw the thing by hand in two or three hours, if I had a slanted desk and the tools.
I'm guessing that I could finish in 10 or 15 minutes if I had a CAD program that I could understand.
Google, Yahoo, and Bing are great at finding the aforementioned categories of software packages. This may just be the state of the industry and current market (in which case I'll just buy some inexpensive plastic tools, pencils and erasers).
I have observed this community to be (quite refreshingly) different in its composition with respect to extant technical matrix dilemmas; e.g., the folks here (for the current moment, at least) have been consistently useful and helpful.
Has the entire CAD software industry taken the poison pill of feature-creep to the point of non viability ?
Is there a simple to use, simple to learn, freeware CAD program that will easily allow a person to click a little bit and draw a simple wood square with a couple of the pieces of the wood longer than the edges, with a few holes drilled in the wood to allow for some round rods to support things ?
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For something as simple as shelving, wouldn't good 'ol Paint.exe do the trick. I know it's not CAD software, but I think it likely has all the functionality you're looking for.
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Never used it, but... Google Sketchup should do it... being from google I guess you'll be able to get answers...
Never try to go to the Q&A to get help for a Google product... 
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I was looking for sketch writing software (comedy plays/bits/etc) and actually downloaded Sketchup, only to say "WTE" when I installed it. I think I had been drinking.
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wizardzz wrote: "WTE"
Waste To Energy
Whole Time Equivalent
Wedge Tailed Eagle
Worst Team Ever (gaming)
Wavelength Termination Equipment
Weapons Test Equipment
Wisdom Tooth Extraction
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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What The Elephant, you **** guzzling thunder sunshine!
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Say it like a pirate... WOT T' 'ELL !
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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wizardzz wrote: Sketchup
That's what I tell my wife when she asks what that stain is on my shirt when I have a hambuger for lunch. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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CAD is simple when you understand it. The primary dilemma is who would use software without functionality. You want a shelf, I want a closet, etc. If you are willing to pay there is crapware at office depot that purports to do what you desire. Unf. you have to pay for it.
If you don't want to pay, and you don't want to learn, use a t-Square.
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C-P-User-3 wrote: Is there a simple to use, simple to learn, freeware CAD program...
You should write one.
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This[^] site lists loads of free software in 13 major categories (27 programs in the 2D/2D CAD Systems & 13 programs in the Architectural CAD Systems categories)
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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I take it you didn't think of searching here on CP. Here's[^] one. Here's[^] another. Type in CAD into the search box on the CP menu and follow the yellow brick links.
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Thanks. Nice Find. You are correct, I didn't think to search here.
I still can't believe this place exists. Or, if it really does exist, I can't believe I found it.
All I normally find on the internet are: [1] Ways to waste time, and [2] Ways to lose money, and [3] Harmful people.
I think I like this place. Thanks again
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Try K-3D.[^]
I have used it, and I think it is a good piece of software. And it is free!
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking
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The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, "then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?"
"Yes, your honor."
"And why was that?"
"Because my wife wanted a dress."
The judge checked his records and said, "But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!"
"Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times."
/ravi
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Size and colour where all wrong for her the first two times.
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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"This dress just isn't me." <sigh>
/ravi
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This dress makes my bum look too big?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: "Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times."
Just like a woman.
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still trying to figure out what a "hte" is !
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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While the French plan on using 100 firefighters, and other personnel, to seal-off approaches to the mountain named the "Pic de Bugarach," in the Occitan (southern) region, which many "new age" air-heads believe is either, or both:
One of the few safe places on the earth one can survive the Mayapocalypse ... Or, that the mountain contains an alien space-craft that will emerge on 21st. December: [1]
However, "south of the border:"
"In Guatemala, the national tourism bureau is organizing all sorts of festivities, including a "New Dawn for Humanity" summit in Tikal, a major ancient Maya city. Elton John, Bruce Springsteen and U2 will provide entertainment." [^]
I'd rather be at the Guatemalan concert, thanks, but I would be grateful if the end-of-the-world occurred before the circus-in-a-bloated-body that is Knight Elton John started performing. Ideally, for me, U2 would come on first, do their set, and then: finito.
[1] for more on the mystical beliefs about the Pic de Bugarach: see this Wikpedia article's section titled "Esoterics" [^]
~
Confused by Windows 8 ? This may help: [ ^] !
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BillWoodruff wrote: While the French plan on using 100 firefighters, and other personnel, to seal-off approaches to the mountain named the "Pic de Bugarach," in the Occitan (southern) region, which many "new age" air-heads believe is either, or both:
What a wonderful way to add government conspiracy to the mix.
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