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AspDotNetDev wrote: I would love to retire to Mars.
my first thought is "I'm with ya on that one"
my second thought is, it would be my luck that I would be trapped in a spaceship and then in a dome with a bunch of rich dumbasses.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder
Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.
You can't scare me, I have children.
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Really, you should save $1,000,000 for the trip. Chicks dig astronauts.
Heck, maybe even save $1,500,000. 
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gavindon wrote: with a bunch of rich dumbassesCP members.
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With conventional rockets it would take at least 9 months.
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Delivery occurs 9 months after the rocket blasts off? Sounds about right.
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huh[^] has it been 50 years already. These guys are pushing 70 and still touring.
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Probably pay is better than anything else they can get.
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Tickets were $95-$1500 and they have 5 stops left, but I'm thinking they probably don't need the money.
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About 3 weeks ago I bought some rope at the local flea market and when I came home I threw it on in a box in the computer/tool/gear room and today I went to get it and it wasn't there. I spent 4 hrs tearing this place apart and finally found it in a wadded up piece of tarp I have been using in a sewing project. How it got there I still haven't figured out but I've decided I better call and make reservations at the old folks home if this keeps up.
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You put the rope inside the tarp when you were thinking about suspending the mannequin from the ceiling. I remember that quite clearly, I'm surprised that you don't.
BDF
I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be.
-- BillWoodruff
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That's right how could I have forgot...I'm saved.
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Power of attorney! Power of attorney! I got dibs on power of attorney!
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Whoa there fella the body ain't even cold yet. Well depends on who you ask. 
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rope... wadded up tarp... gear room...
Mike, as long as you remember what you did with the body, you'll be alright.
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Actually, he's probably better off if he can't remember where the body is. Easier to pass the polygraph that way.
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wizardzz wrote:
Mike, as long as you remember what you did with the body, you'll be alright.
It's just my ex didn't think anybody would miss her? 
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Quote: I've lost my mind
How ironic. I read this post at 4:04 PM. Not found.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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As long as you don't start repeating yourself, nobody will notice!
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As long as you don't start repeating yourself, nobody will notice !
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Quote: As long as you don't start repeating yourself, nobody will notice !
Quote: As long as you don't start repeating yourself, nobody will notice !
Quote: As long as you don't start repeating yourself, nobody will notice !
Quote: As long as you don't start repeating yourself, nobody will notice !
Quote: As long as you don't start repeating yourself, nobody will notice !
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking
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Mike Hankey wrote: I have been using in a sewing project.
Whoa..hold up there.
Sewing project?
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I make my owe camping, backpacking, hiking and kayaking gear. It's so expensive I can't afford to buy it so I make it.
Made one of these [^]this week but used an old sleeping bag.
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It's funny because my son is a deer hunter and one of the places I hike is in the Osceola National Forest on the Florida Trail[^] and it's deer season. He called me the other day and told me if I go into that area this week that it's the height of the deer season and the hunters have a saying; "If it's brown it's down" so he recommended that I be real careful.
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Hmmm. That looks suspiciously like a pattern for Depends for a Sasquatch.
Will Rogers never met me.
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If it comes to that and he wants it that bad I won't argue.
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What happens if 185 of them walk into a bar?
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Damn it, bring back the voting buttons - that need a 5!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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Bookmarked for a future well deserved 5!
The punchline better be VERY good!
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That's just stupid - it's a list of the amino acids or whatever. It's not a word. It's like taking a DVD and making the longest word ever out the digital data. 
Marc
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If you did that and read it for 3.5 hours, you would probably get featured, too.
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I disagree I believe sex is the longest word because it takes years just to realize the ramifications of what you just did?
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If we are going down that road, I would submit that "I was wrong" is the longest phrase in the world. It takes years to say, if you can ever actually get the whole thing out.
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Tim Corey wrote: If we are going down that road, I would submit that "I was wrong" is the longest phrase in the world.
 very true but being a man a woman automatically assumes you're wrong and nothing you say can change that.
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I lol'd when he mispronounced @ approx 2.5hrs.
It's 'tera' not 'tara' ya noob.
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I thought that was just his Canadian accent.
BDF
I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be.
-- BillWoodruff
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smiles -- there's a mile between the Ses.
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If you skip through the video you see the plant dying.
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Tokenizing it by la, lc, lg, and lt, you see it's made up of 6468 word groups (tokens included). Removing duplicates gives us 908 words. So there's room for compression. Tokenizing by l reduces it all to about 26 words.
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And to be fair, it does only contain 26 letters, multiple times and in different order.
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Some people earn money without adding any value to economy.
Just wanted to buy a domain name and noticed someone (who already bought over 100 other names) bought it already and now asks for "4 figures" money to give it to others. :-/
Planning to move to Germany, looking for a job there!Looking for a Windows desktop programmer? I look forward to hearing from you!
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Yes, this has been an issue for a long time. In the early days people would make a lot more than that by having prime domain names.
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Clifford Nelson wrote: Yes, this has been an issue for a long time.
I know. By first line I was referring to a category of issues in economy, which this is a good instance in our field of work.
Problem is that I searched for tens of names and came across similar websites of people or companies. That's a bit too frustrating.
Earning money by making life of others worse is a shame, I believe.
Planning to move to Germany, looking for a job there!Looking for a Windows desktop programmer? I look forward to hearing from you!
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Hamed Mosavi wrote: Earning money by making life of others worse is a shame, I believe.
No, it's just capitalism.
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Upvote (if it were enabled).
Couldn't be put more simply or more concisely, so I won't try.
Ya chooses yer politics then ya win some then ya lose some, yer just lose different things and win sum uvers...
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Mike-MadBadger wrote: Ya chooses yer politics then ya win some then ya lose some, yer just lose different things and win sum uvers...
Yelling about homosexuality outside of a slain soldier's funeral:
Free speech: Yes.
Arse-hats: Yes.
Domain name camping:
Capitalism: Yes.
Arse-hats: Yes.
Telling bad jokes in The Lounge because the voting system is down:
Opportunism: Yes.
Arse-hats: Jury still out.
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