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GeneralRe: Windows 7 No longer genuine after installing MSVisualStudio97mvpOriginalGriff29 Dec '12 - 1:39 
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GeneralRe: Windows 7 No longer genuine after installing MSVisualStudio97memberpeterchen29 Dec '12 - 6:58 
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NewsAnimal rights group pays settlement in circus elephant casememberRavi Bhavnani28 Dec '12 - 14:15 
GeneralRe: Animal rights group pays settlement in circus elephant casememberRajesh R Subramanian3 Jan '13 - 18:55 
GeneralA Stupid HR does it againgroupGrasshopper.iics28 Dec '12 - 12:38 
GeneralRe: A Stupid HR does it againmemberBram van Kampen28 Dec '12 - 14:45 
GeneralRe: A Stupid HR does it againmemberBrainiacV28 Dec '12 - 14:55 
GeneralRe: A Stupid HR does it againmemberthrakazog31 Dec '12 - 6:51 
GeneralRe: A Stupid HR does it againmemberPIEBALDconsult28 Dec '12 - 15:00 
GeneralRe: A Stupid HR does it againmemberjesarg29 Dec '12 - 1:34 
It's a multi-dimensional, time-travelling company, obviously. From what I suspect, you're just a regular earthling born in the 20th century who hasn't yet put down a down payment on his first time machine.
 
What you need to do is have your future self loan you his time machine, travel back to 2008 for the initial Android release, work until the present, then time travel back to 2008 again and work for a competing company that puts your previous self's company out of business, causing a paradoxical time anomaly that can only be remedied by working as a "Mobile App Consultant" for whatever the job posting company was.
 
With that in mind, HR's request seems reasonable.
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GeneralRe: A Stupid HR does it againmentorTom Clement29 Dec '12 - 4:42 
GeneralRe: A Stupid HR does it againgroupGrasshopper.iics29 Dec '12 - 4:46 
GeneralRe: A Stupid HR does it againmember0bx29 Dec '12 - 14:31 
GeneralRe: A Stupid HR does it againgroupGrasshopper.iics29 Dec '12 - 15:29 
GeneralSounds like a good advicemvpMika Wendelius28 Dec '12 - 9:27 
GeneralPetsmemberClifford Nelson28 Dec '12 - 9:58 
GeneralRe: PetsmvpMika Wendelius28 Dec '12 - 10:08 
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GeneralRe: PetsmemberH.Brydon31 Dec '12 - 20:21 
GeneralRe: PetsmvpOriginalGriff29 Dec '12 - 1:47 
GeneralRe: PetsmemberClifford Nelson28 Dec '12 - 11:33 
GeneralRe: Sounds like a good advicememberRajesh R Subramanian3 Jan '13 - 19:18 
GeneralDeveloping windows phone 8 gamesmemberWajihAhmed28 Dec '12 - 9:12 
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GeneralI Know What I'll Be Doing This WeekendprotectorAspDotNetDev28 Dec '12 - 6:34 
GeneralRe: I Know What I'll Be Doing This WeekendmemberClifford Nelson28 Dec '12 - 7:02 
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GeneralRe: I Know What I'll Be Doing This WeekendmemberClifford Nelson28 Dec '12 - 9:53 
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GeneralRe: I Know What I'll Be Doing This WeekendmemberClifford Nelson28 Dec '12 - 11:34 
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