I know it is posted as joke. But its sad that the statement has some truth in it
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream. Discover.
I got up at 4 to be at the station for 5 to catch a bus to Heathrow.
I got there on time so why couldn't the bus? This make Vilmos angry. You won't like Vilmos angry.
Any road. I'm here at t'airport waiting for my flight to Dublin. Interview, beer and back in time fir tea and medals!
Tally ho & what what what!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DDEthel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Ok everyone, here is your chance to get away from Global Warming, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and etc. Plus you might actually get to meet Bob.
Excerpt from the site:
In 2013 Mars One will conduct a global search to find the best candidates for the first human mission to Mars in 2023. On Mars, the primary responsibility for the astronauts is to keep everything, and everyone, up and running. The astronauts must be intelligent, creative, psychologically stable and physically healthy.
Mars One accepts applicants from any country in the world.
Once on Mars, there is no means to return to Earth.
The astronaut selection program will start in the first half of 2013.
I think you must also be suicidal....
It's a one way ticket to oblivion, at 18!!!
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.