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Trust me, I tried my hardest!
It was the lightweights from sales that made it difficult... You had to listen to them burbling on about targets and such when everybody knows trade shows are just an excuse to attempt to drink the entire company annual profits... 
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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BTW, how did the interview go?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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From my POV it all went well. Nothing I couldn't handle and I liked the sound if what's on offer.
The real test is what they think.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Some facts...
Only 40% of the Underground is underground.
Only 10% of the Stations are South Of The River.
The Underground Station at Canary Wharf has a bigger volume than Canary Wharf.
There are 428 Escalators on the Underground system, with as many as 10 working on any given day.
11.00am on a Tuesday is the most common time for suicides.
Getting a train from Bank to Monument takes 22 minutes, but it can be walked in less than two.
Getting a train from Ruislip to West Ruislip involves a 44 mile journey taking nearly 2 hours.
Ruislip and West Ruislip stations are 200 yards from each other.
The Female Automated Voice heard at many stations is known as 'Sonia' because it 'Gets on your nerves' (Get Sonia Nerves).
St John's Wood is the only station name that does not contain any of the letters of the word 'Mackerel'.
The Shortest Journey Possible is between Covent Garden and Leicester Square. It takes 40 seconds and goes 300 yards.
(It is also one of the most commonly journeyed routes).
Here is a test for you...
What is the only Station that shares its name with one on the Parisian Metro?
What is the only Station that is named after a real Briton?
Four are named after Saints, which ones?
Five are named after Pubs, which ones?
What are the five Stations with an X?
and finally,
What is the Longest Name on the system?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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All this time I thought the London Underground was a subversive anti-government movement.
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There is very little movement involved.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I thought it was a music style.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Dalek Dave wrote: There are 428 Escalators on the Underground system, with as many as 10 working on any given day.
What is the only Station that shares its name with one on the Parisian Metro? No idea
What is the only Station that is named after a real Briton? Warren Street
Four are named after Saints, which ones? St.James Park, St Johns Wood, St Pancras
Five are named after Pubs, which ones? No idea
What are the five Stations with an X? Brent Cross, Charing Cross, Cross Keys
and finally, What is the Longest Name on the system? Leytonstone High Road
Answered without looking at the map: good questions. 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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You missed St Paul's, but otherwise good on the Saints.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Ha! That is weird since I used that station every day for about 6 years!!!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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What is the only Station that shares its name with one on the Parisian Metro?Temple
What is the only Station that is named after a real Briton?
Four are named after Saints, which ones?
Five are named after Pubs, which ones?
What are the five Stations with an X?
and finally,
What is the Longest Name on the system? Elephant and Castle?
Question for you. Which is the only station to be named after a Pop Group?
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Dalek Dave wrote: What is the only Station that is named after a real Briton?
Sloane Square? - depends whether you consider Irish as British...
Victoria - depends whether you consider mostly German as British....
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Keith Barrow wrote: Victoria - depends whether you consider mostly German as British....
Victoria Beckham is German...? 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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You finally prompted me to post my first message. I used to live mid way between Ruislip and West Ruislip stations and I can assure you that they are a good deal more than 200 yards apart.
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Are double changes allowed? Then I'll go New Cross to Farringdon
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Dalek Dave wrote: What is the only Station that shares its name with one on the Parisian
Metro?
What is the only Station that is named after a real Briton?
Four
are named after Saints, which ones?
Five are named after Pubs, which
ones?
What are the five Stations with an X?
and finally,
What is the
Longest Name on the system?
1) Monmartre.
2) Lloyd George.
3) Saints Pancreas, Jubilee, Northern, and Circle.
4) Elephant and Castle, Picadilly, Leicester Square, and Camden.
5) X1, X2, X3, X4 and X5.
6) 'Barrrpwherethefuckarewe?'
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Nothing to say.
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Got to be better than the Portland rapid transit. Use to take an hour for a 20 mile journey, but that goes downtown. Only place the train seems to go fast is through the tunnels because I guess they are afraid they will run over somebody (who should probably be run over for being stupid) on the areas that are dedicated to the train. There are also quite a number of hairpin turns, which are just stupid.
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Today i feel a little depressed my blog has been for a year and a half and only have 11 followers. and 11000 views.
please this post goes for my friends in the lounge, the regular people that actually takes time to reply everything I post.
if you become a follower It will be great
http://vasilydev.blogspot.com
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Ive never quite got this aspect of "blogs". Sure they can be a useful resource, when I search for a specific problem, teh goog will often find some info posted by some helpful soul on his blog. But do you really expect that im going to subscribe in some way to your techno-rambling and come back every day just to discover what brain-ehancing wizardry you've been up to today?
Sorry, no. Aint going to happen unless you really are a true industry leader (likes of Jon Skeet, Eric Lippert et al). Im sorry to say that to 99.999999999999999999% of the developer community what you write on a daily/weekly basis is hogwash.
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Sorry was that a Yes or a No?
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This is why I quit watching the evening news.
Once you realize most of the news is really just some 'tards video blog it gets boring.
We had weeks of people sniffing each other's crotches over the fiscal cliff.
A few days pass and it isn't news anymore.
It is all so stupid.
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Don't whine about it.
And if you are looking for sympathy, check the dictionary, you will find it in there between Sh*t and Syphilis.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Dalek Dave wrote: check the dictionary, you will find it in there between Sh*t and Syphilis.
Oh god. There's a guy here I work with that loves to say that, for about the last year. It's getting pretty old too...
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I have been using it for 25 years.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Well, I'm one of those 11000 views. I've looked at a few of the things you've posted. I haven't found them too bad, but as they weren't "on topic" for me at the time, it wasn't something I'd want to subscribe to. To be honest, you don't have enough content on there, and you don't post regularly enough to warrant having followers yet.
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