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Yes, but she was brought back several times too.
Her left leg is dead, it was amputated a few years ago.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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If wrong... break out the murdering bat. 
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Dalek Dave wrote: Ralph Macchio (The Karate Kid) is 51 years old. How the hell did that happen?
Beats me... Last time I looked he was about 14! 
I wonder what belt he would be wearing if he'd continued his studies? I got my first black belts at 51; imagine what I might have done with his head start!
On the other hand, Pat Benatar is 60 today, and her moves look mighty good to me still...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Dalek Dave wrote: 3) Margaret Thatcher (God and Saviour Of Mankind)
Fingers crossed. The only way she'll improve anything on this plane of existence is by leaving it.
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That the baddy has just captured James Bond and has decided the best course of action is to explain his evil plan in great detail then lock him up somewhere unusual rather than just kill him.
Again.
On Her Majesty's Secret Service for those interested, I'm making full use of my sick leave.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Basic requirement for baddies - monologuing.
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Good film. I always felt Lazenby was under rated, it's not like Moore was a better actor.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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yeah but Moore didnt tell chubby that he was indispensable and demand a huge payrise
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: it's not like Moore was a better an actor.
Like it is, must you say it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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#6 I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
#7 When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
#11 I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Aaah, back when Bond films were good.
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No, I'm watching it now.
Up next You Only Live Twice.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Wrong order. You Only Live Twice came before OHMSS... Or are you doing them in reverse order?
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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I'm not doing them, Sky's 007 channel is.
I'm merely dozing on the sofa with the dog consuming whatever turns up.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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the dogs consuming WHAT!!!!
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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, - it's ok, I found the missing comma.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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phew
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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yeah but Diana Rigg? come on
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Put the middle two words at the end.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Diana Rigg? yeah but come on
yep that still works just
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I've watched them all before going to see Skyfall.
Some of them really did not age very well; the humor and action were spot on for their own era, but in 2012, it is mostly bad, even the Connery ones.
Nihil obstat
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Well, if you weren't sick before, you sure as hell will be sick of George Lazenby's poor acting... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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ChrisElston wrote: That the baddy has just captured James Bond and has decided the best course of action is to explain his evil plan in great detail then lock him up somewhere unusual rather than just kill him.
To be fair, far as I can recall, most of them are arrogant egomaniacs. Thus it feeds their ego to explain it It feeds their arrogance to need to explain it (because they consider the plan to be excellent and others are to inferior to understand it.) And having an audience to see the completion of the plan works to both as well.
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Denis Burakov[^].
[Apologies if this is a repost - a reverse chrono Lounge search for "Darwin" didn't reveal a match.]
/ravi
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You could argue that anyone into "extreme sports" is a darwin contender, but from what ive read this is the negligence of the operators of this "experience" not the dead guy's (direct) fault.
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You need to check up on capital letters as they're very important. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and getting arrested.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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I've a hard time feeling sorry for extreme sportsmen when they get hurt.
If you dress in spandex and run around mocking everyone else for not having a life then I get to mock you when your epic fail gets you killed. I'll watch it from the safety of my office on youtube. I might be out of shape, bored, and have no sex life but then I'm not dead in a plastic ball at the bottom of a cliff.
Me: So, was that your boyfriend that just went over the cliff in the big rubber ball?
Girl: Yeah, he was so beautiful, and strong, and had wonderful sixpack abs.
Me: I realize I'm a bit of a slob but I've a six pack back in my hotel room that isn't attached to a dead dumbass.
Girl: Okay. Let's go.
LOLZ <-- obligatory geek cry of victory.
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 That made my day.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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So, you're having a bad day then. 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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And of course the video has been removed.
Does anyone know of a copy that's still around?
I'm far too lazy to search.
edit: found it anyway: here[^]
modified 10-Jan-13 9:46am.
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harold aptroot wrote: edit: found it anyway: here[^]
Jesus wept.
Have those absolute cretins never heard of high-tech safety devices, like a piece of ****in' rope and some sticks?!?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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First rule of zorbing ... the bottom of the hill must be the bottom of the hill, not the middle of the hill.
Nihil obstat
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It is already in the wikipedia[^] article. Wow.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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"Authorities have started an investigation to deterimine if criminal negligence occurred"
Well, that should take about three minutes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The married dad-of-two broke his neck and spine when the sphere he was riding in suddenly veered off course and rolled down a mountain
To qualify for a Darwin award, he'd need to have died before procreating.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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it's not butter!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I can.
It's not butter.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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TBH I'd rather listen to Justin Beiber than eat that sh!t.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Aye. It used to annoy Herself when I referred to it as "I can't believe it's anything like butter". She's gone over to Clover now, which while not brilliant is better than some of the butters available - they seem to increase in price and decrease in quality at the same rate. Except Kerrygold, which I can't get round here any more for some reason.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Except Kerrygold, which I can't get round here any more for some reason
It's the shepherd's favourite see.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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So the life sized nude statue of Justin Beiber carved out of non-butter is a no go for your next brithday party?
I wish you would have told me this before I put down the deposit.
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Actually you could slightly amend that and it'd be great!
Cover Justin Beiber in butter; other spreads are available.
Then set light to the sunshine.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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You are a vessel of raw, seething hatred.
I knew I liked you for a reason.
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I can't believe that I can believe it's not butter is not butter.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I can't believe no one picked up on the spelling mistake.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I assumed it was delibrate
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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