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Dirty mouth breather!
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I had problems with breathing through my nose when I was younger and have to consciously breath through it now, otherwise I default to my mouth.
I did notice back when I smoked, that if I blow smoke out of my nose the smoke goes downwards out of one nostril and straight / slightly upwards out of the other. Can't remember which way round now.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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You really shouldn't link to sites that block content with an AD stop. I always bounce.
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Which nostril? The one without a finger or two rammed in it.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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Your left one.
I subcontract my air during the winter months to avoid airborne diseases.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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No mention of which orifice marketing morons talk out of.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Post the best article from your local rag. Winner gets a prize. Extra bonuses for mundanity and pointlessness.
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Our local rag doesn't seem to have a website anymore.
I did go searching for the village website to see if they had any interesting stories, and they did. This[^] answers something I had been wondering about for a few weeks now.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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When did my mate Steve move in near you? He's the best bird scarer I've ever seen. It truly is a thing of beauty to see in a nightclub; a bevy of beautiful young ladies enjoying a libation or two, and in moves Steve, frightening them off with his witty banter.
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Hrmph! The booms in our area are due to the local military base making bombing runs with B-52's over the "local" bombing and firing range.
And here I thought it was my son's farting...
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Is that why your avatar looks so annoyed?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Could be, could be! I've never seen it that way...
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I'm pretty sure you'll all be riveted by this[^] Pulitzer contender.
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" were cemented over by vandals."
I think it's highly unlikely that vandals went around with a bucket of cement looking for goalpost holes to fill in. I think it's more likely that a do-gooder filled them up thinking somebody could have a nasty fall because of them.
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Just in case Dave comes to:
Super Woking make Hatters mad with brilliant Kingfield display
By: Tom Oxtoby
Published January 2, 2013, in Sport
Woking 3, Luton Town 1
BILLY had the Hatters tied in Knotts as magnificent Cards capitalised on Luton’s New Year’s Day hangover to avenge their Boxing Day blues.
I know it's not very mundane or pointless, but it should rile DD, so that must be worth something.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Anything that breaks Daves balls is good in my book.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I know it's not very mundane or pointless,
Yes it is - it's football.
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And that deserves a 5 as well!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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5!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Wow! They've got working men in West Wales!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Wales have always done the best Begonia get-togethers.
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I have some local news that you won't find on the web anywhere;
Sometime around new year some local fucktards smashed their way into my shed (and some others) on the allotments.
They didn't cause any damage apart from smashing the locks / doors, nothing was stolen, and the only other thing done was one person who had a notepad in his shed had it left open at a fresh page with "sh*t shed" written on it.
Now a cynical person might think that each broken shed is a police report, and that with a decision due on the appeal against the removal of the sheds 'increased crime' might just feature in the ruling.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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ChrisElston wrote: had a notepad in his shed had it left open at a fresh page with "sh*t shed" written on it.
That's quite funny.
I take it you all didn't report it then?
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The land owner reported them all to the police and then phoned us up to tell us they'd been done.
I'd be less pissed off if they'd actually nicked something rather than just smashing it up.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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