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Dalek Dave wrote: (I seem to remember one episode where a plane landed without a pilot).
That happens all the time now. Must be magic...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Dalek Dave wrote: abbo cop, played by a white man,
You'd be surprised by the number of white skinned people collecting aboriginal handouts in Oz. Or maybe you wouldn't coming from a welfare state!
And yes I remember it, was not very successful IIRC, but I was interested in other things than TV in the 70s!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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easy there tiger - you'll get sued like Andrew Bolt did - even if you may (or may not for my own arse covering purposes) be speaking the truth
Bryce
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I must admit I have a low opinion of the nanny state and especially the way some sectors are coddled!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Sir David of Dalek,
In addition to the YouTube link you posted, see this: [^].
It's a 7 minute 40 second Boney segment (?). From the episode (1972): "Boney and the Payback Killer."
yrs, Bill
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"What do humans depend on: words ! We're suspended in language: we can never say what's up: or, down.
We must communicate experience and ideas, but in ways that do not become ambiguous, and lose objectivity.
For parallels in human ideas to quantum theory: we must turn to psychology, or to the paradoxes of being thinkers like Buddha and Lao Tzu illuminated, when trying to grasp reality, as both observer, and actor, in human life's small-scale micro-cosmic drama."
Niels Bohr, 1937
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Orf to meet Mrs Wife at the station. Early dinner and a glass or seven of something warming.
Have a good evening y'all!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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10 minutes left until I gotta leave for the Army recruitment days ( 3 days ) and prove if I fulfill the requirements to join our good old Swiss army  .
Will be great  .
cheers,
Marco Alessandro Bertschi
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Will you be posted to Rome?
Which knife will you get?
Did you not consider a Naval career?
Seriously though, best of luck.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Dalek Dave wrote: Naval career?
We don't even have a Navy. So if I would cconsider a naval career I would be marked as insame and wouldn't qualify 
Dalek Dave wrote: Which knife will you get?
Swiss Army Knife Clickety[^]
Dalek Dave wrote: Will you be posted to Rome?
No.
Dalek Dave wrote: Seriously though, best of luck.
Thanks. The recruitment days are not yet as though as the recruitment school so I'll survive it easily. And I got my Laptop with me 
cheers,
Marco Alessandro Bertschi
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Even if you don't qualify, you should still get a knife.
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If he does, he gets a gun. And has to take it home with him.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I'm sure the guns on the knife, although I can't confirm that as I haven't managed to get all the attachments out yet.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: you should still get a knife.
I already have it. I got one to give away if I qualify 
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You don't have to do it. You can get the knife at most retailers. I've got one and I didn't need to sign-up.
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The Reincarnation wrote: You can get the knife at most retailers.
I know
But I want to do the military because in Switzerrland if you get into higher military rank it can really be a help for your career and push it 
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Marco Alessandro Bertschi wrote: Will be great
Mandatory military service? 
Let's just say I could have used a year of my life better than being yelled at, cleaning rusty M70 AB2 guns and running around for no purpose.
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Swiss military service is mandatory for all males (and voluntary for females) - but it isn't a year sqad bashing and peeling potatoes.
It lasts from 18 to 34 (or 50 in some cases) and requires military kit including weapons to be kept at home. However, after a (relatively) short training period, that is about it unless they are actually needed. (That's a vast over generalisation, I know - Wiki[^] put's it better and a lot more completely).
Odd place Switzerland - hates cars with a passion, will nick you for smoking a cigarette in public, but don't blink an eye as automatic weapons on the passenger seat. I like the place, despite the Swiss tourist board seemingly driving down each and every road to make sure it is scenic enough...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: Mandatory military service?
Yes.
Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: Let's just say I could have used a year of my life better than being yelled at, cleaning rusty M70 AB2 guns and running around for no purpose.
You should've got a higher rank than a normal soldier
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Marco Alessandro Bertschi wrote: You should've got a higher rank than a normal soldier
Heh - I actually overheard a colonel asking my company commander why I wasn't promoted to a corporal and the response was that while I was a good guy and everybody liked me, I wasn't really much of a soldier. Can't say he was wrong 
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Nemanja Trifunovic wrote: Let's just say I could have used a year of my life better than being yelled at,
cleaning rusty M70 AB2 guns and running around for no purpose.
Sounds like training for marriage.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Sounds like training for marriage.
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They will present their side of a topic. You present yours, which happens to conflict. Nothing too odd here, it's just a conversation.
This person then restates (usually exactly) what they said the first time. If you don't agree now, you are actually in an argument. This person then changes tones, mannerisms, etc to be very aparent they want to "win" and that you are , in fact, arguing instead of just talking.
This person will argue to the bone about anything. They can't even overhear something about the topic they were arguing about without coming in and stating their side all over again... WTE is that? No sides were protraid here, just "we had a discussion about x", then here they come to argue more?
Elephant off elephanting sunshine.
If it moves, compile it
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How the f*** do you know my Missus?
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If it moves, compile it
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Everybody knows her, if you catch my drift.
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