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GeneralUselessmemberNagy Vilmos16 Jan '13 - 23:47 
I just bought a Wombles Pepper Mill. It's no good, everything is either under ground or over ground.


Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

GeneralRe: UselessmvpRichard MacCutchan16 Jan '13 - 23:51 
<voice style="Basil Brush">Boom Boom, Mr N-W.</voice>.
One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.

GeneralRe: UselessmemberDalek Dave16 Jan '13 - 23:53 
They are very Common.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
 
CCC Link[^]

GeneralRe: UselessmemberLittleYellowBird16 Jan '13 - 23:55 
OMG | :OMG: Madame Cholet will be livid!
Ali
 
"Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

GeneralRe: UselessmentorKeith Barrow17 Jan '13 - 0:07 
Odd, I have a battery operated He-Man one which was faulty. I took the duracells out, now I HAVE THE POW-WER[^]

GeneralRe: Uselessmember_Maxxx_17 Jan '13 - 1:42 
Don't tell that one to the wife - it would be grounds for divorce
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
 
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(That's an 'M')

GeneralMQOTDmemberV.16 Jan '13 - 22:38 
Movie Quote Of The Day
 
From one of the best scenes in movie history...
 
It's just a flesh wound.
 
Which movie?

GeneralRe: MQOTDmemberDalek Dave16 Jan '13 - 22:43 
What's your favourite colour?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
 
CCC Link[^]

GeneralRe: MQOTDmentorKeith Barrow16 Jan '13 - 22:45 
"The Greatest Story Ever Told"
 

There is a faint smell of elderberries round my dad's house.

GeneralRe: MQOTDmemberDavid Goebet16 Jan '13 - 22:45 
SAW MXXXIII
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Ghost
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Finding Nemo
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In Diana Jones
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Pretty Woman
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awwwww soooo much movies Big Grin | :-D that would fit ... but im scared of the rabbit it's BAD!!
is this a signature ?

GeneralRe: MQOTDmvpOriginalGriff16 Jan '13 - 22:47 
Not surprised - that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

GeneralRe: MQOTDmemberDavid Goebet16 Jan '13 - 22:48 
fast ! take your coconut-halves and follow me !!!
is this a signature ?

GeneralRe: MQOTDmvpOriginalGriff16 Jan '13 - 22:57 
Whyforso? Hast thou The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

GeneralRe: MQOTDmemberV.16 Jan '13 - 23:18 
yes, but if you're going to throw the Holy Handgrenade, THREE is the number of the counting and the counting of the numbering shall be three.

GeneralRe: MQOTDmemberpeterchen16 Jan '13 - 23:34 
Not five?

GeneralRe: MQOTDmemberBergholt Stuttley Johnson16 Jan '13 - 23:36 
No and nor should three be reached via five
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
 
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

GeneralRe: MQOTDmentorKeith Barrow16 Jan '13 - 23:17 
Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

GeneralRe: MQOTDmvpOriginalGriff16 Jan '13 - 22:46 
Alan Titchmarsh's Guide to Shrubbery
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

GeneralRe: MQOTDmemberNagy Vilmos16 Jan '13 - 22:48 
Paris Hilton - In and Out with the Marines


Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

GeneralRe: MQOTDmemberdjj5517 Jan '13 - 1:08 
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Paris Hilton - In and Out with the Marines

and the Navy and the Air Force and the Army and the Boy Scouts....
GeneralRe: MQOTDmemberTom Lawton16 Jan '13 - 22:50 
Knight And Day[^] maybe? Tom Cruise is reknowned for playing tall characters in his movies Smile | :)
GeneralRe: MQOTDmemberThe Reincarnation16 Jan '13 - 22:51 
V. wrote:
From one of the best scenes in movie history...

 
Got to be The Money Pit[^] for definite. All the best scenes in Movie history are in that film.
GeneralRe: MQOTDmemberChris Meech17 Jan '13 - 1:51 
One of these days, the quote will actually come from The Money Pit. You'll be in trouble. Smile | :)
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
 
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
 
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

GeneralRe: MQOTDmemberThe Reincarnation17 Jan '13 - 1:53 
That's my plan, although I fully expect that someone will get in there before me and I bet it will be Nagy.
GeneralRe: MQOTD - OTmvpthatraja17 Jan '13 - 6:53 
Hey, did you see this trashterpiece?[^] Watch it from 40:00. Got cheap laughs myself after long time. Wiki page[^] for more details.
First check the wiki page.

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