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I just bought a Wombles Pepper Mill. It's no good, everything is either under ground or over ground.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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<voice style="Basil Brush">Boom Boom, Mr N-W.</voice>.
One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.
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They are very Common.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Madame Cholet will be livid!
Ali
"Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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Odd, I have a battery operated He-Man one which was faulty. I took the duracells out, now I HAVE THE POW-WER[^]
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Don't tell that one to the wife - it would be grounds for divorce
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Movie Quote Of The Day
From one of the best scenes in movie history...
It's just a flesh wound.
Which movie?
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What's your favourite colour?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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"The Greatest Story Ever Told"
There is a faint smell of elderberries round my dad's house.
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SAW MXXXIII
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Ghost
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In Diana Jones
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Pretty Woman
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awwwww soooo much movies that would fit ... but im scared of the rabbit it's BAD!!
is this a signature ?
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Not surprised - that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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fast ! take your coconut-halves and follow me !!!
is this a signature ?
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Whyforso? Hast thou The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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yes, but if you're going to throw the Holy Handgrenade, THREE is the number of the counting and the counting of the numbering shall be three.
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No and nor should three be reached via five
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Now you see the violence inherent in the system!
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Alan Titchmarsh's Guide to Shrubbery
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Paris Hilton - In and Out with the Marines
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Paris Hilton - In and Out with the Marines
and the Navy and the Air Force and the Army and the Boy Scouts....
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Knight And Day[^] maybe? Tom Cruise is reknowned for playing tall characters in his movies
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V. wrote: From one of the best scenes in movie history...
Got to be The Money Pit[^] for definite. All the best scenes in Movie history are in that film.
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One of these days, the quote will actually come from The Money Pit. You'll be in trouble.
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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That's my plan, although I fully expect that someone will get in there before me and I bet it will be Nagy.
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Hey, did you see this trashterpiece?[^] Watch it from 40:00. Got cheap laughs myself after long time. Wiki page[^] for more details.
First check the wiki page.
thatrajaNobody remains a virgin, Life screws everyone
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