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For lazing about and discussing anything in a software developer's life that takes your fancy.
The Lounge is rated PG. If you're about to post something you wouldn't want your kid sister to read then don't post it. No flame wars, no abusive conduct and please don't post ads.
Technical discussions are welcome, but if you need specific help please
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... that's not got much spam in it.
(yes|no|maybe)*
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I pressed the button to start my laptop and said, [ridiculous Morgan Freeman impersonation] "Spring to life" [/ridiculous Morgan Freeman impersonation].
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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d@nish wrote: I don't know what's going on with me
You are finding joy in the mundane things of life?
Preposterous, we can't allow that to happen!
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I know! Marked his post as abusive and spam. 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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On the rare occasions when I start one of my computers (it's difficult to start something that's never switched off), I'm always happy to be greeted by Fred Flintstone, shouting "YABBA-DABBA-DOO!"
I keep hoping to find a mouse that looks like a rock, but no-one seems to share that desire, so no-one makes one.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I keep hoping to find a mouse that looks like a rock
Take a cheap mouse, some papier-mache, a small pot of grey paint and some clear varnish.
And Robert is your mother's brother.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I have a net book that starts up and has Daffy Duck saying "No No No, Not the red button, don't ever push the red button"
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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That's your welcome message. Here, I say things not the machine.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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I understand that.
Perhaps you could get your machine to say it for you and automate the whole process.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I think I would like "Why are you doing this to me?" as a message. 
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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