I ordered a book yesterday from a supplier in the US. Later that afternoon, she sent me the tracking number given to her by FedEx and with it, the link so I could see where the package is. FedEx itemise everything I need to know. The only thing missing was an update telling me the pilot went for a sh*t.
If only job agencies could be as professional as delivery firms are with their tracking. Then again, recruitment consultants are on a par with lawyers, estate agents and dog owners who let their pets dump on the pavement.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).