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Took me a moment to see what you meant. 
Bob Dole The internet is a great way to get on the net.
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Error 404: Brain Not Found
Bob Dole The internet is a great way to get on the net.
2.0.82.7292 SP6a
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You are now a Beta Tester. 
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Hehehehe... I may have a copy of Turbo C around here, but not C++, and if I do, it's on a 5-1/4" floppy disk. Note that's singular - one floppy. I doubt that it would run well on my modern computer, either - Turbo Pascal doesn't.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Dosbox[^] might help - it runs everything I've tried.
Mind you, I don't even have a 3 1/2" floppy on my machine, so I couldn't tell...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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My god, how retro that would be, and I have no time to play! I used to enjoy programming, back when Turbo Pascal wasn't Delphi...
Will Rogers never met me.
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That beats the guy last month or so who basically was asking for someone to write a program for him that he could turn in as his homework assignment
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Last month? I think there were half a dozen or so of them last week!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Wow - that child was very lucky.
Too bad his parents were so careless, especially when driving in those conditions. 
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Wow, the kid was obviously in the rear cargo section, behind the back seat.
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wizardzz wrote: the kid was obviously in the rear cargo section, behind the back seat.
No the kid is on the road!
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Why'd the baby cross the street?
His parents were idiots!
Your turn!
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Why did the baby cross the road.
He didn't! 
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...and she has just won the second set.
I haven't been watching much of the match as there is a Twenty20 match on another channel between Australia and Sri Lanka, and the Sunshine Azarenka is grunting on every shot, even sliced backhands.
Maybe I'll be lucky and switch back to find she has had an explosive aneurysm and is missing her head.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Is Hugh Janus doing the commentary again?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Is Hugh Janus doing the commentary again?
If you had heard any of the Twelfth Man albums, you would know it's...
The finger goes up, the umpire's Hugh Jarse.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I thought the umpire was Phil not Hugh? Phil McCavity?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Nearly as good as
The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willie
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I hope you kick the other grunter's cheating ass! Looks like it's gonna be a tight match.
Wout
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Oh no, li Na went through her ankle...  Wout
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wout de zeeuw wrote: I hope you kick the other grunter's cheating ass! Looks like it's gonna be a tight match.
She seems to be stumbling at the moment.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Worth watching[^]
Well, so what, thought I, so it's a robot with a chainsaw.
Watch until the end!
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Interesting.
I was kind of hoping the chainsaw would have started up again causing the two blokes to sh*t themselves and dive into the sawdust. Still, you can't win them all.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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Nice! Would have been a good prank if somebody hacked it and it sawed a giant dildo out of it in front of the audience.
Wout
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