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To be fair I've been six foot two and a bit for around 20 years now and I still crack the top of my head into things more than once.
I hit the light shade in my father-in-law's living room every time I went in there until he redecorated.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Johnny J. wrote: Does anybody know what I'm supposed to test and/or report?
Yes, but we don't talk about it. Open up the sticky at the top of the beta forum; details of what has changed, are provided in there, and there's a link to the new bit.
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Aha, it's a secret club. Sort of like the free masons. Sorry if I spilled the beans on you... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Due to funding problems, the free masons now levy a small fee.
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That's so fundamentally wrong. If I were one, I think I'd sh*t bricks!
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: the free masons now levy a small fee.
I think they're called the Fee Masons now.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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The quality of their walls have got better since they started employing Polish though.
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I wouldn't say that, thought the shine has improved.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Yeah I wouldn't expect you to say anything nice about your fellow East-European Neighbours though.
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Your not the first to ask.
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It's a very eclusive club, there's only five thousand of us.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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138 people were aboard a BA flight to Heathrow when it had to be diverted to Cardiff owing to 'Technical Difficulties'.
Fear and Sorrow.
Scenes of misery and devastation.
Trauma specialists brought in to counter the post traumatic stress induced in these unwary travellers.
Can you imagine how they must feel, seeing Cardiff.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Its a part of our Overlord's (OriginalGriff) master plan!
as invading one country at a time is expensive, get the people to Cardiff brainwash them and let them do the hard work on his behalf!
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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Ah, I see.
A Psychoviral Hostile Takeover of the English Overlords.
Sounds like a Celtic-Goa'uld Invasion!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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For all his bluster, I'm convinced that if you give Griff a life time's supply of mint sauce and the keys to the lambing shed he'll never worry any of us again.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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 All of a sudden I don't like lamb anymore
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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mint sauce and lamb...hm... i don't see the connection. If its possible please provide with a picture / recipe of the result of this encounter
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No, the brainwashing element of the Master Plan is much simpler. We just make all the TV programs worth watching in Wales, and then use them to broadcast our propaganda subtly. 
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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It won't work. That stuff with the sheep will never get on air; even after the3 watershed.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Could have been worse - they could have diverted to Luton!
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Transvestites - Roberts in Disguise!
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Had they tried the passengers would have revolted and crashed the plane
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Strangely enough, I had the same thought, but I thought it better to keep it to myself... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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They must have hit the space-time rift over Cardiff.
Shame on you for not thinking of that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Shhh...As a Torchwood agent you know better than to mention that!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Bloody Torchwood!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Yesterday I did something that I don't do very often. To be honest, since I got married I have rarely done it; maybe only 10 times a year. I know one guy who did it everyday before work when he first got married and others who often do it at the weekend or if they're going out. For me it just feels wrong, I don't feel happy about it and I'll feel very self conscious if someone sees me.
Can you guess what I did?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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You said the L word to your missus.
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That is something I do every day; often several times.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I have no hair to dye.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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So, when people look at you and your missus together, do they exclaim 'The Bald and the Beautiful' ? 
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My wife and I are often introduced as "Beauty and The Beast" which I find offensive. She's not that bad.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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put the Gin away and didn't consume ANY!?
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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Not going to happen. Not now, not never.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Well we can definitely say your not going soft in your old age 
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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Arrrgghh! No!! Tell me you didn't jog! 
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I run. Girls jog.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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No, girls...bounce...when they run.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Not all of them. I looked.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I'm still investigating.
I'll let you know when the results are complete. Say, 2075 or so?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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OriginalGriff wrote: 2075
You should complete the investigation before you lose the ability to write the results.
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... and see what he's writing.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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That's only a rumour, and I don't believe it! I know some complete w*nk*rs who aren't even slightly blind...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Spend the day in your pajamas ?
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Nope, I was at Church at 9 and they still insist on clothes.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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No, I shave every day and hate it.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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