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"I left the dance, you joined instead, before large African banker was childish."(8)
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Juvenile
Dance - jive
i left u joined - Juve
large African banker - nile
childish - juvenile
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Jimmy Savile gets juvenile.
I thought we'd seen enough of those headlines.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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 I'm glad I didn't change my name back in time, it was rather apt.
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Well done! Pipped at the post yet again.
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Well Done.
Sorry for the delay, I was busy 
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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juvenile
dance = jive
remove i and replace with u = juve
large african banker = nile
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JUVENILE
left I - J
U joined - U
ve - ?
African banker (river) - nile
childish - juvenile
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Hi All,
I know Blackberrys are now view as not up to the job any more but I still use mine (thinking of an Android in the next upgrade cycle). The SIM got damaged and I had to replace it, booted up fine no problems could make phone calls again (yayy!! ), it is linked to my home wireless network and my work one (it sees both). The Blackberry protect can see the replacement SIM card and wants me to verify the e-mail and password. Which I do and am greeted with message "The BlackBerry ID User Account Service in currently not reachable please try again later", I have tried to send e-mails from it and can't send them, madly I got one E-mail (Amazon spam) last night but nothing more. Has anybody else had these problems as the Blackberry site says this is due to the provider, Vodafone I have mailed but got nothing back from them as yet (there is no report filed I can see saying there is a problem)
HELP
Glenn (oh yeah, OriginalGriff sent it haven't heard bad things yet thanks man!)
modified 31-Jan-13 6:10am.
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Hi Glenn, please observe the following lines.
These are line feeds. Please use them freely in future posts. Other forms of whitespace can also be provided, if necessary, at reasonable rates.
Thank you for posting on Code Project
Signed
Peeves, your friendly poltergeist.
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Sorry there were line feeds on the device I was typing on,
darn tablet,
now looking at the messagae (on a PC) I can see what you mean
Thanks Glenn
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Still no CCC 
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By my account he had 4 beers last night, as a known lightweight he would have called in sick and still be in bed by now.
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Doe's he have any proxy? Someone to post CCC when Dave is sick?
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I have had to set up a Hotmail Account on Outlook.
(WTF? Why is that so hard to do?)
Install a new machine with our accounts package access client.
Update provisional land purchase budgets for a 250 unit site with £50,000,000 sales expected.
Sort out my post.
Drink a cup of tea.
Answer phones.
AND IT IS STILL ONLY 10.10 am.
The CCC is posted above.
Some of us work for a living you know, and I use the word 'Work' in an entirely inappropriate manner.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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And you did all that with a hangover too. 
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And what he did and to whom is the answer for his CCC today.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Some of us work for a living you know
What have you done with the real Dalek Dave? what are your ransom demands?
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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A hundred wee drops are missing (3)?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Turks are afraid of fire?... Germans too.
Which movie?
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The spin off from Snow White: "Seven Dwarfs by Royal Appointment"?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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It's the one where She Who shall Not be Named goes to Ankara and does her famous "Flaming Bush" trick.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Kebab Wars 2: A Turn For The Wurst
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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There's gold in the mine we need that sweet hold that beat make it shine
There's gold in the mine we need that sweet hold that beat make it shine
There's gold in the mine we need that sweet hold that beat make it shine
There's gold in the mine we need that sweet hold that beat make it shine
is this a signature ?
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Ron Jeremy critically ill.
Lets try to pretend he was good.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Are you kidding me? He's the biggest idol you could ever hope to have...
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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I'm not sure. Nice guy I guess, but at times the ladies he always hung out with didn't appear to be well-mannered.
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I understand that some of them were real potty-mouths!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Pervert!
Potty-mouth[^]
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I'm aware of both uses, that's why the seek for mental cover.
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Quick! Get him to St Tiggywinkles[^]
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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What could possibly have put such a strain on his heart?
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Dalek Dave wrote: What could possibly have put such a strain on his heart?
Gravity from massive objects 
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Not seeing a CCC?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Who is Ron Jeremy ?
yrs, Bill
“Thus on many occasions man divides himself into two persons, one who tries to fool the other, while a third, who in fact is the same as the other two, is filled with wonder at this confusion. Thinking becomes dramatic, and acts out the most complicated plots within itself, and, spectator, again, and again, becomes: actor.” From a book by the Danish writer, Paul Moller, which was a favorite of Niels Bohr.
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Some guy who played "Sonic" in a movie... or something like that...
(yes|no|maybe)*
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Some f***er.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Hang in there, Ron...
(yes|no|maybe)*
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Who the f... is this Ron Jeremy?
Regards
Sascha
"Plexar was here"
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He is a rather well known gentleman actor who specialises in certain mature roles.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Did he act in a theater?
Regards
Sascha
"Plexar was here"
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More [hem hem] the bedroom.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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ChrisElston wrote: the alleged porn-star-gone-Canadian
Sounds suspiciously like....Maunder... 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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I'm ashamed to say that I didn't know who he is (I was expecting the story to be about some computer whizz).
It appears that he gave the true meaning of lucky ****er, though.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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He just needs a stiff drink[^].
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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It's the same thing as iOS and Android, just one more mobile OS. It is the same thing, array of icons on the screen... even the phone Z10 is similar to iPhone 5. (Apple it's your chance after Samsung defeat.) I think this is DOA, even if they change the company name from RIM to BlackBerry.
I will give Microsoft a credit, for doing something different with Windows Phone.
And I am still mad at HP for killing off the WebOS. It was different, they couldn't produce proper hardware for it.
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I have to admit, my first reaction was "great, another mobile device we have to create an app for to support our customers", but that is just the developer in me.
BTW, do you know where I can watch one of the basketball games? 
[EDIT]Did the strike-through above since the almost 30 spam posts have been removed[/EDIT]
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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