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Two cannibals talking after a meal. "Did that clown taste funny to you?"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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The discount code for a copy of To Serve Man should've been a giveaway.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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No, that's the Answer
The closest we got to the Question was "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?" via Arthur's home made scrabble set.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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You must be getting up there in age if your hairs are getting senile as well... 
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Indeed good Sir! When I retired, we still had gas lamps.
Life is too shor
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Which works fine in the base 13. Which says we are missing some fingers!
13 x 4 ==> 52, + 2 ==> 54 == 6x9 == 42!
- Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits.
- Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most.
- I vaguely remember having a good memory...
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i am not a question. i am a free man.
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The Telegraph's headline teasers at the bottom are somewhat ironic... and made me laugh.
From Telegraph Webpage: Birds Eye withdrawing ready meals in new horse meat scandal.
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How to choose the best supplier for your business.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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