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GeneralRe: Once a daymemberwizardzz11 Mar '13 - 14:34 
GeneralRe: Once a daymemberMycroft Holmes11 Mar '13 - 22:04 
GeneralYou couldn't make it up.memberDalek Dave11 Mar '13 - 6:00 
Slimy toad of a man convinces wife to commit criminal act then, years later, leaves wife and children when he realises that she was never much of a good looker anyway and takes up with a younger woman who just happens to be a lesbian who he managed to turn straight.
This new woman, who is not, despite appearances, a post-op transexual stands by her man when the aggrieved former wife, now very much bitchin', makes claims about the illegal acts.
Court ensues, and man is convicted, however, much to the chagrin of the ex, she too is convicted, alas not for gross stupidity.
Gaol beckons for the unhappy couple, but he is happier knowing that when he gets out he has the love and support of a manly lesbian to comfort him.
 
If I took this to a Hollywood producer he would laugh in my face
 

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GeneralRe: You couldn't make it up.mentorKeith Barrow11 Mar '13 - 6:15 
GeneralRe: You couldn't make it up.memberwizardzz11 Mar '13 - 6:16 
GeneralRe: You couldn't make it up.memberBassam Abdul-Baki11 Mar '13 - 6:22 
GeneralRe: You couldn't make it up.memberNagy Vilmos11 Mar '13 - 6:56 
JokeEnjoying my morning snow portionmemberAlbert Holguin11 Mar '13 - 5:26 
GeneralRe: Enjoying my morning snow portionmentorKeith Barrow11 Mar '13 - 5:43 
GeneralRe: Enjoying my morning snow portionmemberAlbert Holguin11 Mar '13 - 8:09 

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