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GeneralBe very careful with people you know only from internetmemberDeyan Georgiev13 Mar '13 - 8:56 
Yesterday, while visiting some distant relatives living in Chicago I decided to go for a little sightseeing.
 
Suddenly I saw a familiar face. I realized that I know this guy from youtube comedy videos and pictures he has posted in CP. I like the guy because his sense of humor and because he looks open-minded. I’m not exactly the “Hey Buddy!” type of person and was a little nervous when approached him to introduce myself. I know I have a slight Slavic accent and didn’t want to scare him, so I put a wide smile on my face and approached him as he was entering his car.
 
At this moment he looked me in the eye and with a powerful swing smashed the car door into my face, whipping out my smile and breaking my nose. The pain in my nose was excruciating but it suddenly vanished when he jumped in his car and drove allay smashing trough my feet with his rear tire. You know, the brain is able to register only one source of pain at a time.
 
There was a police station nearby but I was limping vary bad and had developed a blurred vision, and it appeared that I have highly developed brain that is able to register two sources of pain simultaneously, so I just sit on the curb and call for an emergency.

What is wrong with the people here, in CP?!
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JokeRe: Be very careful with people you know only from internet [modified]memberThePhantomUpvoter13 Mar '13 - 9:06 
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JokeRe: Be very careful with people you know only from internetmemberAndrew Rissing13 Mar '13 - 9:40 
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GeneralGood Luck, PetememberCDP180213 Mar '13 - 8:43 
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