While it's true you can eat any bird, I draw the line at anything that doesn't take more than a mouthful when filleted - it's just too much work for too little reward! And seagulls. Filthy tasting things by all reports.
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
It would learn to move without ringing the bell - but only when you're not around.
Having seen a cat catch a bird, it began its run, the birds took off - and it snagged it at nearly 8 feet in the air. Once the cat lunges, the noise doesn't make a bit of difference.*
* Unless you want to give the birds and other playthings a musical sendoff. New Orleans style?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
You'll probably never have heard of him. I certainly hadn't until I read his obituary[^], but what a remarkable man. His story reads like a Boys Own adventure, and while I'm sure he never sought the distinction, he certainly made a major impact on people's lives.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.