We're re-racking a bunch of servers and upgrading some of the power bars (I know - co-hosting - how quaint!) so there may be a few minor outages of a couple of minutes here and there over the course of the morning.
Clearly quite well - he isn't responding so it is possibly one of these:
1) He was arrested and they took his tablet away,
2) He is still drunk and can't turn the tablet / PC on,
3) He is still so drunk he can't type (scary thought, having seen his "drunken posts" before),
4) Michelle has killed him and disposed of the remains,
5) He is so badly hung over he can't type because his fingers are too loud.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
A week since the car accident and two interesting things have presented themselves.
Firstly, according to my wife, I no longer snore. I have snored loudly since childhood, even had an unsuccessful operation to improve it once.
Secondly I can no longer cook. Everything I have tried since has gone wrong, and I can't work out why. First time timings were all wrong, some bits burnt, others practically raw. Other times things have tasted wrong.
Obviously the second is far more pressing and serious than the first.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
has been known to wake herself up by snoring too loud
Snigger. I did just that on a long-haul flight a while back (not sure when my snoring started but I'm now Olympic level according to the missus). Then I noticed my shoulder felt damp. My T-shirt was soaked with the flood of drool coming from my mouth.
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone