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GeneralRe: Hey Ravi, let's change the level a bit. Pin
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JokeRavi, another one for you Pin
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JokeRavi, here is a blonde woman joke Pin
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JokeBlonde (man) jokes Pin
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A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"  He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do.  It says it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."

A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish.  "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.  The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."  The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken him out of the bowl yet."

A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.  It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND".  He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"  "Is this her first child?" asks the doctor.  "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"

A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."  The blonde man said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.  One asks: "What if one explodes before we get there?"  The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

A woman phoned her male blonde neighbor and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are going at it.  The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."  To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't home yesterday."

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