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JokeWhy I Like Retirement! PinmemberMike Hankey4-Mar-14 9:18 
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
 
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
 
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
 
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
 
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
 
Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
 
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
 
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
 
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
 
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal ..
 
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
 
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
 
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
 
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING.... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.
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GeneralRe: Why I Like Retirement! PinprotectorRichard MacCutchan4-Mar-14 23:53 
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