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JokeWell, seeing that it's Paddy's Day today, we might as well get an Irish one... PinprofessionalJohnny J.16-Mar-14 22:24 
GeneralHappy Paddy's Day PinprofessionalJohnny J.16-Mar-14 22:06 
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GeneralRe: Happy Paddy's Day PinprofessionalJohnny J.16-Mar-14 23:40 
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JokeAn old preacher was dying. PinprofessionalJörgen Andersson16-Mar-14 12:37 
He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home.
 
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.
 
For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and Lawyer were touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moment.
 
They were also puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.
 
Finally, the Lawyer asked "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?" The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated.
- Jeff Ello[^]

GeneralRe: An old preacher was dying. PinprofessionalRavi Bhavnani16-Mar-14 13:03 
GeneralRe: An old preacher was dying. PinmemberMike Hankey16-Mar-14 15:11 
GeneralRe: An old preacher was dying. PinprofessionalkArViD0tnEt16-Mar-14 15:43 
GeneralRe: An old preacher was dying. PinmemberPIEBALDconsult16-Mar-14 19:22 
GeneralRe: An old preacher was dying. PinprofessionalJörgen Andersson16-Mar-14 21:30 
GeneralRe: An old preacher was dying. PinprofessionalPJ Arends16-Mar-14 21:43 
GeneralRe: An old preacher was dying. PinprofessionalJohnny J.16-Mar-14 22:02 
GeneralRe: An old preacher was dying. PinmemberDan Neely17-Mar-14 3:59 
GeneralRe: An old preacher was dying. PinmemberPIEBALDconsult17-Mar-14 4:29 
GeneralRe: An old preacher was dying. PinprofessionalJörgen Andersson17-Mar-14 6:20 
JokeHonesty is the best policy? PinmemberMike Hankey16-Mar-14 11:32 
GeneralRe: Honesty is the best policy? PinprofessionalRavi Bhavnani16-Mar-14 13:03 
GeneralRe: Honesty is the best policy? PinmemberDinesh.V.Kumar16-Mar-14 20:49 
GeneralRe: Honesty is the best policy? PinprofessionalJoan Murt16-Mar-14 22:58 
GeneralDad, are we Irish? PinprofessionalJörgen Andersson16-Mar-14 10:44 
GeneralI guess we all knew it PinmentorEspen Harlinn16-Mar-14 10:02 
GeneralRe: I guess we all knew it PinprotectorCHill6016-Mar-14 11:02 

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