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GeneralRe: Game Over PinmemberBlue Waffle17-Mar-14 3:08 
GeneralRe: Game Over PinprofessionalRichard Deeming17-Mar-14 3:58 
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GeneralRe: Game Over PinprofessionalJohnny J.17-Mar-14 4:09 
GeneralBy Christ I love skiing. PinmemberErudite_Eric17-Mar-14 2:43 
JokeRe: By Christ I love skiing. PinprofessionalS Houghtelin17-Mar-14 2:50 
GeneralRe: By Christ I love skiing. PinmemberGovindaraj Rangaraj17-Mar-14 5:18 
JokeJogging Mike's memory... PinprofessionalJohnny J.17-Mar-14 2:29 
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.
 
A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.
 
As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.
 
The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"
 
The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"
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GeneralAnd before anybody complains about sexism, here is the opposite version: PinprofessionalJohnny J.17-Mar-14 2:30 
GeneralRe: And before anybody complains about sexism, here is the opposite version: PinmemberMike Hankey17-Mar-14 2:36 
AnswerRe: And before anybody complains about sexism, here is the opposite version: PinprofessionalS Houghtelin17-Mar-14 2:43 
GeneralRe: And before anybody complains about sexism, here is the opposite version: PinprofessionalJohnny J.17-Mar-14 3:01 
GeneralRe: Jogging Mike's memory... PinmemberMike Hankey17-Mar-14 2:35 
GeneralRe: Jogging Mike's memory... PinprofessionalJohnny J.17-Mar-14 2:36 
GeneralOT: Sorry PinprofessionalJohnny J.17-Mar-14 2:43 
GeneralRe: OT: Sorry PinmemberJimmyRopes17-Mar-14 3:24 
GeneralRe: Jogging Mike's memory... PinprofessionalCorporal Agarn17-Mar-14 3:01 
GeneralRe: Jogging Mike's memory... PinprofessionalkArViD0tnEt17-Mar-14 3:22 
GeneralGoing to see my Dr. this morning PinmemberMike Hankey17-Mar-14 2:02 
GeneralRe: Going to see my Dr. this morning PinprofessionalNagy Vilmos17-Mar-14 2:05 
GeneralRe: Going to see my Dr. this morning PinmemberArgonia17-Mar-14 2:18 
GeneralRe: Going to see my Dr. this morning PinmemberMike Hankey17-Mar-14 2:21 
GeneralRe: Going to see my Dr. this morning PinmemberArgonia17-Mar-14 2:24 
GeneralRe: Going to see my Dr. this morning PinprofessionalJohnny J.17-Mar-14 2:25 
GeneralRe: Going to see my Dr. this morning PinmemberMike Hankey17-Mar-14 2:28 

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