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GeneralFurther adventures with 12 year old girls Pinprofessionalchriselst16-Apr-14 13:16 
So I've driven them back through the Forest and dropped them off at home.
 
They'd been to a nightclub for an under 16s event. Guest appearance from some actor from a soap opera aimed at teenagers. Last one they went to was a guest appearance from Joey Essex. For those who don't know who he is imagine a bloke who can't get a job as a village idiot because he isn't smart enough. That is Joey, catapulted to fame by reality tv.
 
Anyway, collecting them was a weird experience. Me and a few other middle aged blokes stood over the road as this nightclub disgorged a few hundred kids, mostly girls, under the age of 16, quite a few of them barely dressed, and tried to select the ones we wanted to take away.
 
This was not easy for me, as I was after four of them, because I pay no attention I didn't know what three of them looked like, and the one I had met before that evening I had a rough idea what her hair was like but no idea how she was dressed. Eventually I rounded up four likely candidates and escorted them to my car.
 
The journey home was mostly discussions about the boys they had met. Boys they had swapped mobile numbers with and were texting on the way home. One of them, I learnt, was originally from Yorkshire, had Instagram, snapchat, and Facebook, and had left early because his mate was getting narky that none of the other girls were interested in him.
 

My daughter is 8, we spent the day walking with the dog then played on the swings.
 
Is this really where she will be in 4 years time?
 
I'm terrified.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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