Click here to Skip to main content
11,500,106 members (54,458 online)

Welcome to the Lounge


For lazing about and discussing anything in a software developer's life that takes your fancy except programming questions.

Technical discussions are encouraged, but click here to ask your programming question.

The Lounge is rated PG. If you're about to post something you wouldn't want your kid sister to read then don't post it. No flame wars, no abusive conduct, no programming questions and please don't post ads.
GeneralRe: Unbelievable Pin
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter30-Apr-14 1:14
professionalKornfeld Eliyahu Peter30-Apr-14 1:14 
GeneralRe: Unbelievable Pin
chriselst30-Apr-14 1:05
professionalchriselst30-Apr-14 1:05 
GeneralRe: Unbelievable [modified] Pin
Agent__00730-Apr-14 1:21
professionalAgent__00730-Apr-14 1:21 
JokeMix-up of Lab Tests Pin
Vivic29-Apr-14 23:48
memberVivic29-Apr-14 23:48 
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."

"Mrs. Johnson, please."


"Mrs. Johnson, this is Doctor Kinsey at the Metro Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Johnson arrived as well... We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Johnson asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" asked Mrs. Johnson.

"Normally we can, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"Well, the MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town and,
if he finds his way home, don't sleep with him!!"
GeneralRe: Mix-up of Lab Tests Pin
CPallini30-Apr-14 0:00
mvpCPallini30-Apr-14 0:00 
GeneralKent Sharkey [modified] Pin
kArViD0tnEt29-Apr-14 23:15
professionalkArViD0tnEt29-Apr-14 23:15 
GeneralRe: Kent Sharkey Pin
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter29-Apr-14 23:23
professionalKornfeld Eliyahu Peter29-Apr-14 23:23 
GeneralRe: Kent Sharkey Pin
kArViD0tnEt29-Apr-14 23:30
professionalkArViD0tnEt29-Apr-14 23:30 
GeneralRe: Kent Sharkey Pin
OriginalGriff29-Apr-14 23:27
protectorOriginalGriff29-Apr-14 23:27 
GeneralRe: Kent Sharkey Pin
kArViD0tnEt29-Apr-14 23:35
professionalkArViD0tnEt29-Apr-14 23:35 

General General    News News    Suggestion Suggestion    Question Question    Bug Bug    Answer Answer    Joke Joke    Rant Rant    Admin Admin   

Use Ctrl+Left/Right to switch messages, Ctrl+Up/Down to switch threads, Ctrl+Shift+Left/Right to switch pages.

Advertise | Privacy | Mobile
Web03 | 2.8.150520.1 | Last Updated 2 Jun 2015
Copyright © CodeProject, 1999-2015
All Rights Reserved. Terms of Service
Layout: fixed | fluid