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JokeMix-up of Lab Tests PinmemberVivic29-Apr-14 23:48 
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."

"Mrs. Johnson, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Johnson, this is Doctor Kinsey at the Metro Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Johnson arrived as well... We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Johnson asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" asked Mrs. Johnson.

"Normally we can, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"Well, the MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town and,
if he finds his way home, don't sleep with him!!"
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