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Vivic21-May-14 0:56
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A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife.

Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet.

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Husband: Not slim, she can be healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: Not sure. It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.

Inspector: Was she driving?

Husband: Yes.

Inspector: Tell me the type color of the car ?

Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...

Inspector: Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.

PS. If Leslie Nielsen was the Inspector, I apologize. Smile | :)

PPS. The husband is not JSOP!Rose | [Rose]
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