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GeneralRe: CJOTD PinprofessionalNagy Vilmos21-May-14 2:15 
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JokeThe Magician and the Parrot PinmemberVivic21-May-14 1:14 
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JokeMissing Wife PinmemberVivic21-May-14 0:56 
A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife.
 
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet.
 
Inspector: What is her height?
 
Husband: I never checked.
 
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
 
Husband: Not slim, she can be healthy.
 
Inspector: Color of eyes?
 
Husband: Never noticed.
 
Inspector: Color of hair?
 
Husband: Changes according to season.
 
Inspector: What was she wearing?
 
Husband: Not sure. It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.
 
Inspector: Was she driving?
 
Husband: Yes.
 
Inspector: Tell me the type color of the car ?
 
Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...
 
Inspector: Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.

PS. If Leslie Nielsen was the Inspector, I apologize. Smile | :)
 
PPS. The husband is not JSOP!Rose | [Rose]
GeneralRe: Missing Wife PinprofessionalMycroft Holmes21-May-14 2:04 
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GeneralWell that's something I don't see often PinprotectorOriginalGriff20-May-14 23:00 
GeneralRe: Well that's something I don't see often PinprofessionalNagy Vilmos20-May-14 23:02 
GeneralRe: Well that's something I don't see often Pinprofessionalchriselst20-May-14 23:15 
GeneralRe: Well that's something I don't see often PinprofessionalArgonia20-May-14 23:17 
GeneralRe: Well that's something I don't see often PinmemberGenJerDan21-May-14 3:34 
GeneralRe: Well that's something I don't see often PinprotectorOriginalGriff21-May-14 6:31 
GeneralRe: Well that's something I don't see often PinmvpCPallini20-May-14 23:18 
GeneralRe: Well that's something I don't see often PinprofessionalArgonia20-May-14 23:21 
GeneralRe: Well that's something I don't see often PinprotectorOriginalGriff20-May-14 23:26 
GeneralRe: Well that's something I don't see often PinprofessionalArgonia20-May-14 23:40 
GeneralRe: Well that's something I don't see often PinmemberGary Wheeler21-May-14 0:01 
GeneralRe: Well that's something I don't see often PinprofessionalNagy Vilmos21-May-14 0:05 

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