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It is hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they always take things literally. Suspicious | :suss:

Entropy isn't what is used to be.

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

A roman in a bar holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please".

Shrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And does not.

A Buddhist monk approaches a hot-dog stand and says "make me one with everything"

There is a band named 1023MB. They have not had any gigs yet... Hmmm | :|

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