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GeneralThe Truth Hurts PinmemberKevin Marois24-Jun-14 13:58 
GeneralRe: The Truth Hurts Pinmemberpwasser24-Jun-14 14:06 
GeneralRe: The Truth Hurts PinmemberKevin Marois24-Jun-14 14:07 
GeneralRe: The Truth Hurts Pinmembermark merrens24-Jun-14 15:17 
GeneralRe: The Truth Hurts PinprofessionalJoe Woodbury24-Jun-14 15:45 
GeneralRe: The Truth Hurts PinmemberAbu Mami24-Jun-14 21:52 
GeneralRe: The Truth Hurts PinmemberJohn Simmons / outlaw programmer25-Jun-14 3:03 
GeneralLegal News... PinmemberDalek Dave24-Jun-14 11:43 
A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the England Football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

GeneralRe: Legal News... PinprofessionalMike Hankey24-Jun-14 12:00 
GeneralRe: Legal News... PinmemberDinesh.V.Kumar24-Jun-14 18:10 
GeneralRe: Legal News... PinmemberNueman24-Jun-14 14:09 
GeneralBreaking wave pictures PinmemberDavid O'Neil24-Jun-14 11:31 
GeneralRe: Breaking wave pictures PinprofessionalMike Hankey24-Jun-14 12:04 
JokeMore World Cup... Pinmembermark merrens24-Jun-14 10:46 
GeneralRe: More World Cup... Pinmembermusefan25-Jun-14 4:35 
GeneralRe: More World Cup... PinprofessionalGSN.CP28-Jun-14 1:23 
GeneralThank you Gentleman (whoever you are) PinprofessionalShameel24-Jun-14 9:51 
GeneralRe: Thank you Gentleman (whoever you are) PinmemberPIEBALDconsult24-Jun-14 10:04 
GeneralRe: Thank you Gentleman (whoever you are) [modified] Pinmemberpwasser24-Jun-14 13:49 
GeneralRe: Thank you Gentleman (whoever you are) PinmemberAbu Mami24-Jun-14 21:54 
GeneralRe: Thank you Gentleman (whoever you are) PinprofessionalKornfeld Eliyahu Peter24-Jun-14 10:26 
GeneralRe: Thank you Gentleman (whoever you are) PinprofessionalSander Rossel24-Jun-14 10:42 
GeneralRe: Thank you Gentleman (whoever you are) PinprofessionalShameel25-Jun-14 1:20 
GeneralRe: Thank you Gentleman (whoever you are) Pinmemberneeraj_24-Jun-14 20:25 
Generalplease check it Pinmemberneeraj_24-Jun-14 20:27 

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